Wilf 

To wilf someone, to be friend them gain intimate knowledge of a friendship or relationship a person has and then to use information garnered to steal wife/gf/bf.

One man to another "his misses is fit id definitely wilf him"

Wilf by Milf I'd wilf June 26, 2024

WILF 

acronym — Werewolves I’d Like to F**

Definition:
A supernatural term used to describe irresistibly hot, primal, and dangerously seductive werewolves—created when two vampires bite each other under a full moon. The result? Not your grandma’s werewolves—these WILFs are fierce, fanged, and freaky in all the right ways.

Origin Story:
According to occult lore (and definitely not peer-reviewed science), when two vampires lock fangs and drain each other during a lunar climax (aka full moon), their bloodlust fuses into something wild, hairy, and hormonally chaotic. Boom. A WILF is born. Think less “Twilight,” more “moonlit thirst trap.”

“Did you see that new bartender? Total WILF. I swear I caught a fang flash and the scent of wet pine.”
“Careful around the woods tonight. Full moon, two vamps making out? You don’t wanna run into a freshly turned WILF.”

WILF by Saint667 June 11, 2025

wilf ninja 

Bastardization of British term wilfing (What was I Looking For)in reference to internet searching. A wilf ninja is one who is particularly adept at internet searches.

"How'd you find that hotel's name in Nepal so fast?"
"Cause I'm a damn wilf ninja."

wilf ninja by iv_chosen1 July 21, 2007

wilf'd

getting punked by two wives who love to fuck each other

sucka says: oh shit, you really got me!
wilfs: yeah, you just got WILF'D

wilf'd by team wilf January 27, 2009

WILF TROW 

If you get him in your top trumps pack, you will defeat all those who face you. If you speaketh his name whilst playing fortnite, you will receive many Vic Roys in the years to come. If you so even think of this title whilst in the passion of love you will cause eruptions for your partner. This is Wilf Trow. This is omnipotence.

Wilf Trow.... help me win Vic Roy’s

WILF TROW by GazzaNeviole October 8, 2019

Wilf Dewhurst 

Boy who has a handshake with a girl

You’re such a wilf dewhurst

Wilf Dewhurst by Childslayer42 May 16, 2021

wilf'n

v. to quote dialogue, act like, or imitate the actor Will Ferrell in order to gain acceptance among peers.

please stop wilf'n, i've heard that quote from "Anchorman" a hundred times!

wilf'n by loren gILL. July 27, 2008