wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which

You can take all of your wishes and wants, dreams, desires, and prayers, and put them all together....they still do not amount to shit.

Dad, I want a pony! Well, you can wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster.

by Papa Bubbles November 5, 2017

winch

~Scottish~
Slang
To snog using tougue.

Boy: Hey there sexy wana winch?
Girl: Naw yer awryt.
Boy: Fine then bitch!

by huni buni December 23, 2005

fuck wiith

exactly like "fuck with," but this is used when the two people talking are playing Wii.

Pronounced: fuck we-ith

*Bruce and Drew are playing Wii*

Bruce: So I went on a date with that one chick.
Drew: Dude! Don't fuck wiith me!

by NoMSG September 29, 2010

Wichita

The largest city in Kansas, though that's not saying much. While it is seemingly in the middle of nowhere, Wichita is in fact a cultural hub and the air capital of the world containing world class malls, shops, museums, colleges, the Sedgwick County Zoo, and much of the United States' air industry.

Wichita, KS, of course.

by Theroha March 2, 2011

Wichita High School East

The largest public high school in Wichita, KS. It is known for its International Baccalaureate program, amazing sports, state-renowned music and theatre programs, and diverse student body. It is located on the corner of Douglas Ave and Grove. The school is recently famous as the alma mater of Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates, and football stars, Arthur and Bryce Brown. The school is the oldest in the city.

1: "What school do you go to?"
2: "Wichita High School East"
1: "Wow, you just gained 50 cool points."
2: "You're weird."

by EHS Alumna July 14, 2009

which way do you swing

This is a reference as to which sexuality a person is. It's a lowkey way of asking if a person is gay, straight, or any other sexuality in between.

John: Hey, you're really cute. Which way do you swing?
Amanda: I'm more into girls. Sorry I swing that way.

by YouCantHandleThisPseudonym June 17, 2017

Wichita Falls

A town in Texas where there is not a single thing to do. The only place in the world where you can go to the mall and count on 1 hand, the number of attractive women you see in 2 hours.

this party sucks, there are less girls than Wichita Falls!

by shitsucks June 9, 2011