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wifey

Wifey loves a good donkey-punch.
by briankeys June 11, 2006
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wifey A

wifey a. is prettier than wifey b.
Wifey A. you are so pretty compared to Wifey B.
by rachael the wifey March 31, 2008
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wifey

An extremely close friend; your 'bitch'; your 'ho'; your best of the best of the BEST friends you have; your claimed favorite person.
You know my best friend, Ginger?! Yea, she's my wifey!

Gabe, you're my wifey.

Paige is MY wifey, BITCH!
by The Sinner November 9, 2006
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wifey

used to describe the female of a male/female platonic relationship.
jill: "you need to start saving money for college and stop waisting it on such stupid things!"

dan: "i know, i will. stop nagging me all the time."

jill: "i wouldn't have to nag you if you would just listen to me for once!"

ben: "jill, you need to stop acting so wifey sometimes!"

dan: "hey man, she's my best friend, don't talk to her like that!"
by girl7 December 8, 2006
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wifey

a reallie good friend.
when two girls arnt reallie best friends but reallie good true friends and they cant think of a cute little nick name to use thats not best friends. They become wifeys.
Ashbo you are my wifey fo lifey =.
by crittle September 19, 2007
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WIfey

Anyone from your cupcakes, to your actual girl, usually used while describing someone INCREDIBLY sexy, cool, fun, unique, different...who you secrectly know really wants you, she may seem like she doesnt want you at times, but you know how she really feels, she may even say things like "I CAN WAIT"...which only means....she really does like you
That chick MARISSA is my wifey, I know she really wants me!!
by Manuel Scruffy May 14, 2007
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wifey

A Term of endearment for a cyber-wife looking for a hubby.
I'm looking for a new wifey, 'cos I just got cyber-divorced.
by Googles June 11, 2006
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