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western michigan university

(a.k.a. WMU) a university in kalamazoo, michigan with over 26,000 students. noted for its aviation, engineering, and education programs. judith bailey, the current president is incredibly disliked by most students and faculty. the schools colors are brown and gold and the mascot is the bronco, personified by 'Buster Bronco.'
"You go to Western Michigan University, huh?"

"Yeah."

"Oh. That's cool."

"Yeah. It is."
by atticus2020 June 24, 2006
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Western Barbie

Slut i.e. knows how to ride a horse
Casey: Mary slept with the whole football team!
Hallie: Yeah, I know right! What a Western Barbie.
by Ashley Hemmingway April 16, 2008
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western carolina university

A university that is more than you expect it to be and that can only be found in the WHEE. Home of the Catamount, the UC, a badass baseball team, and the colors gold and purple blending together nicely to represent THE Western Carolina University. Oh yeah, and if you're good enough to get onto our marching band that is saying something, since we are one of the best universities for that in the WORLD.
The Carolina Catamount is Western Carolina University.
by Jerica Lee July 24, 2006
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Western Mass

The best area of Massachusetts, mostly considered as towns west of Worcester, also it isn’t the corrupt Eastern Mass where Mr Fitzgerald lives.
Western Mass is the best.

Easter Mass sucks while Western Mass rocks.
by Eastern Mass sucks October 16, 2018
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western alabama gork stomp

When a woman gives birth to a pre mature fetus on the floor, her father put on a work boot and stomps on the baby. The father then uses the crushed fetus as lube to fuck his daughter and impregnate her. 7 Months later when the baby is born, they will do the same until the boot wears out. After that, the tradition is done.
Mey and mah daut’r done did dat Western Alabama Gork Stomp.
by airchurro January 2, 2018
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Western Tech

The home of the smartest and most flasy gangstas of the Maryland region. They are not only known for a wide array of book knowledge but street smarts to rival any kid that grew up in Jamacia Queens. Also home to the smartest athletes in the state of Maryland so if you need a hooper or a football player hit us up. We make people look stupid without a second thought if you say something the wrong way you will hear about it for the next month. We coined the phrases NO!, and Housed. If you not down with us we are not down with you. There is a small section of those that do not affiliate with the hip-hop culture so pertinent at our school, they my friend are the social outcasts. We rock long tees, fitted caps, air forces, throwbacks, chains and flights may as well be our team issued varsity jackets cuz every athlete has at least one, please don't pop your collar or it will be swiftly removed from your shirt. We all have bass to knock the windows off of your moms windstar from miles away.
Class is a breeze and makes college life easy, we work hard and get the stuff done in record times. No one can touch us on school exams state wide so don't try.
Homecoming is the biggest time of the year even moreso than prom with the football team pep rally.
We then go on to the brighest and best colleges in America to play collegiate sports, tear up the classroom and party it up all while still maintaining the best grades.
As I said before, we are the hardest, the best the smartest. If you cant hang with that then you obviously didn't get accepted in the first place and couldn't manage to get in later as a transfer. In other words if you don't go here you will never understand so don't try.
We rule Bmore theres no denying it. So if you from the Tech stand up. And if you ain't you don't have anything to say so sit down, shut up and watch hows its supposed to be done. 1
1. Dominique Foxworth startin DB for the Dnever Broncos Western Tech graduate
by any tech graduate July 30, 2008
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Western State

At 7703 ft above sea level, Western State College of Colorado is the highest college in America. Mostly because of the cloud of smoke that has been lingering over Gunnison for the past 150 years.

See also: Wasted State
You know you're at Western State when the girls are ugly but the buds are beautiful.
by Gunni Bud April 6, 2010
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