West Virginia's Seasons

In West Virginia there are 5 seasons: Spring, Summer, Winter, Fall and Deer Huntin'.

I was huntin' one day and didn't seem to be havin' any luck so I went a walkin' and came to this cave, and inside was all the deer that I wasn't findin'. They all came a runnin' out and I sit there and picked 'em all off one by one! Lucky Day

by never you mind May 13, 2005

West Virginia Circumcision

The act of when an uncircumcised male from West Virginia is receiving a blowjob from his sister. Then when his sister bites down too hard, therefore biting off his foreskin. Therfore circumcising him.

My sister just had to give me a West Virginia Circumcision. But the blowjob was really good.

by Bry P. June 12, 2016

West Virginia Fudge

The sexual act of having your cousin defecate onto your genitals or chest after intercourse with her.

"I tell you what Bubba, Marry Sue gave me about a pound of West Virginia Fudge last night"

by Funnydan December 31, 2011

West Virginia paver

Riding a black cock in prison

Did you see the ass on that guy! He must be a West Virginia paver!

by Galon August 17, 2018

Welcome to West Virginia

to describe a unusual event that is considered normal in the state of West Virginia.

" Why is there a bunch of crack lying in piles?"
"Welcome to West Virginia"

by Chili Bobsleds. February 6, 2022

West Virginia Howdy

A special way for West Virginians to flip somebody off. It is done by holding up your middle finger as usual and extending the thumb as if to make an "L" shape. The result is your hand is similar to the state of West Virginia.

Howard: That moron cut me off!

Jeff: Give 'em the West Virginia howdy!

west virginia flip off obscene gesture howdy

by Crazy Nigga! December 16, 2010

West Virginia Threesome

A menage a tois in which at least two of the participants are related.

I had a West Virginia threesome with my girlfriend and her mom.

by Ed Asner October 23, 2009