weitecking

The act of instantaneously turning into a melty melt.

After a long day at the bird park, Wei Teck has commenced weitecking at the restuarant.

by cardboardvoice October 5, 2023

wetzelberg

A bitch ass boy

I was talking to Matt yesterday and the way he complained made me think he is such a wetzelberg

by Bootea123 February 26, 2024

emily wentzell

When your so dumb you can't even tie your shoes

Omfg Jenna is acting like an Emily wentzell af

by Noah budaii December 8, 2017

The Wetzel

Noun

To take a soft, salted pretzel- pour water on it, and then stick it to your genitalia. Then your sexual partner eats the wet pretzel.

Beau gave MY wife the wetzel last night! She orgasm-ed for the first time as I watched (wearing a beret).

by JohJohnsderRickysBrother August 15, 2019

Ms.Wetzel

A demon. Mother of satan. She sucks butt and was a horrible teacher. Should be used as a threat.

Guy:Ms.Wetzel
Joe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by NoUooooh December 20, 2019

avery wetzel

describes a very sweet and bitter person. They often act like a grandma and feel as though the earth is their playground. Hell is heaven on earth, and they are god's angel babes. These are great people and love to have seggsy time all the time.

How that girl is an avery wetzel!

by ppbooty669 June 1, 2021

Lukas Wetzel

Lukas Wetzel is a friend of all animals and plants. He is a funny, extremely handsome guy who is up for any kind of fun. But not only that, he can also be thoughtful and deeply profound.

This is so Lukas Wetzel! Meaning: This is just great.

by Anna W. November 23, 2021