Wedding Hydra 

When closing one task in planning for a wedding creates two new ones.

Well, we booked the reception hall, but now we have to find the caterer and band and so many other things this is becoming a wedding hydra.

Wedding Hydra by Christopher Mahoney June 17, 2008

wedding veg

Cock and balls. A man's package.

I got kicked in the wedding veg, it really hurt!

Kick those feds in the wedding veg!

wedding veg by DRAC250 May 25, 2009

Wedding Taco 

Based off of the British term wedding vegetables, referring to a mans junk. This is a slang term for female reproductive organs.

Man I wouldn't mind getting a crack at her wedding taco!

Wedding Taco by Bulk Van der Huge April 26, 2011

Wedding Dick 

A term used to describe ultimate hardness.

That turkey that you left in the freezer is as hard as a wedding dick!

Wedding Dick by 0014, twice as good January 8, 2010

wedding atheist 

A man (or woman) who although happy to have a long-term relationship, has absolutely no interest or belief in marriage.

Girlfriend: It's been 10 years now, can we talk about our marriage already?
Boyfriend: Oh shit didn't I tell you? I'm a wedding atheist

wedding atheist by Bodyscanner October 15, 2010

wedding cake 

A wedding cake is a term used to describe a backed-up toilet that continues to be used. Each subsequent layer of feces and toilet paper creates an additonal layer to the "cake".

Man, you should see the wedding cake in the second stall. I just added a fifth layer to that thing!

wedding cake by MMoose November 8, 2006

wedding ring 

A tourniquet worn on one's ring finger.

John's life hasn't been the same since he got married, it's like that wedding ring has stopped him from having fun.

wedding ring by Xcluxive April 19, 2007