shaking like a flatpack wardrobe

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe
(sim). descriptive of the female
equivalent of vinegar strokes.

I knew I had hit the right spot when she was shaking like a flatpack wardrobe

by C February 24, 2004

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walk-on wardrobe

When someone throws their clothes on the floor rather than using wardrobes and drawers, to the extent that it is impossible to go into the room without walking on the clothes.

"I checked my 17-year-old foster kid's bedroom and I couldn't believe how untidy it was! It wasn't a walk-in wardrobe, it was a walk-ON wardrobe!"

by Matti Matti Matti December 15, 2013

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Boggit in the Wardrobe

When you see something that usually scares you in such a silly context that it permanently feels less scary.

I used to think Clint Eastwood was badass but that chair thing was really boggit in the wardrobe for me.

by Red Leviathan August 10, 2017

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wardrobe pancake

when you shit in the wardrobe and stomp it so it becomes a pancake on the floor

Me: *shits*
Tom: rad dude, let's make a "wardrobe pancake".

by rå mann April 29, 2019

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lost in a wardrobe

Having such poor directional or navigational skills whether out walking or driving that you could literally get lost if you stepped in to an empty wardrobe

“Julie have you got any ideas where we are?”
“Yes Jim I’m sure I know where we are. We aren’t lost or anything”
“Honestly Julie you could get lost in a wardrobe”

by TheAntiDote2019 January 15, 2023

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The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.

by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023

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