chair wardrobe

A chair or floor you throw your clothes on after a long day when you're extremely tired

I just need to relax right now, I need to throw my clothes on my chair wardrobe

by Thestelosipherstone February 21, 2017

WebEx Wardrobe

The clothes you have sitting around to throw on during an online meeting

I had an unexpected meeting pop up, so I visited the WebEx Wardrobe.

by Smarmy McQueasy August 23, 2023

Tart's Wardrobe

The ladies washroom.

Gotta go freshen up in the tart's wardrobe.

by Clairicle March 23, 2007

Coming out of The Wardrobe

The act of declaring one's adoration for the works of CS Lewis, the Narnia trilogy

George: "Check out Condi, she's rocking an Aslan T-shirt"
Barry: "I guess she's 'coming out of the wardrobe', at last"
George: "Condi, that's some fucked up subversive bigoted shit shit. Take that shit off"

by M1LRTYM ! November 29, 2010

Blind Wardrobe

When you're getting on a girl who is completely naked, you spunk in her eye, take her clothes, and run out of the room.

I gave emily a blind wardrobe.

by Gavin Welker February 16, 2003

walk-on wardrobe

When someone throws their clothes on the floor rather than using wardrobes and drawers, to the extent that it is impossible to go into the room without walking on the clothes.

"I checked my 17-year-old foster kid's bedroom and I couldn't believe how untidy it was! It wasn't a walk-in wardrobe, it was a walk-ON wardrobe!"

by Matti Matti Matti December 15, 2013

Boggit in the Wardrobe

When you see something that usually scares you in such a silly context that it permanently feels less scary.

I used to think Clint Eastwood was badass but that chair thing was really boggit in the wardrobe for me.

by Red Leviathan August 10, 2017