shaking like a flatpack wardrobe

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe
(sim). descriptive of the female
equivalent of vinegar strokes.

I knew I had hit the right spot when she was shaking like a flatpack wardrobe

by C February 24, 2004

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.

by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023

Wardrobe Profunction

When a wardrobe malfunction has a positive effect, such as a woman's long necklace gets hung on the outside of one of her covered breasts, thereby accentuating the depth and width of her tit.

Tiffany was immaculate in every way, except her long pearl necklace strand got caught on her left breast as she leaned to pick up a pen. She was unaware, as she straightened, and the wardrobe profunction led my eyes wayward, accentuating the otherwise voluptuous sexual being beneath all the starch. I felt a protrusion in my shorts, and I half-hoped she wouldn't see the breadth of my own extension and half-hoped I could bust free.

by LoveSplayed November 12, 2021

the nervada wardrobe

It's when you hide in the wardrobe of an air bnb and your ejaculated has pinned your jacket to the wall, ready to wear the following day

Marcus is sitting and waiting, the Nervada Wardrobe has him prepared for tomorrow

by Sheptember December 30, 2023

walk-on wardrobe

When someone throws their clothes on the floor rather than using wardrobes and drawers, to the extent that it is impossible to go into the room without walking on the clothes.

"I checked my 17-year-old foster kid's bedroom and I couldn't believe how untidy it was! It wasn't a walk-in wardrobe, it was a walk-ON wardrobe!"

by Matti Matti Matti December 15, 2013

lost in a wardrobe

Having such poor directional or navigational skills whether out walking or driving that you could literally get lost if you stepped in to an empty wardrobe

“Julie have you got any ideas where we are?”
“Yes Jim I’m sure I know where we are. We aren’t lost or anything”
“Honestly Julie you could get lost in a wardrobe”

by TheAntiDote2019 January 15, 2023

Wardrobe

Wardrobe is a wardrobe in the roblox game “Vibe game” created by “raiiningdayss”
this wardrobe actually has a very special feature to it...it turns you into ed sheeran. When you stay in there for too long you will slowly begin to turn ginger (like eddy)

this wardrobe can also be used for...other things

“Oh no they’re in the Ed wardrobe i can see them turning ginger!!”

by your mum xoxo September 30, 2021