Waddle of Shame

The painful, embarrassing, and symbolic walk back towards your friends after you have taken a massive smash. It shows that you have just taken an ass-ripping shit that may or may not have destroyed the piping system in the victim's toilet

Jonathan was seen doing the waddle of shame back towards his posse after exiting the bathroom

by mayonaise boots March 31, 2015

Waddle Twat

A woman with excessively long labia. Like Camel toe that has gotten really flabby.

She should NOT be wearing that spandex, you can see her waddle twat.

by Inkslinger419 April 24, 2019

Cock waddle

The walk you do when you have a boner and you don't want anyone to notice.

"Hey whys that guy walking funny"

"Oh I think he's doing the cock waddle"

by The dumb ass down the street January 31, 2020

waddle squad

A large group of obese people seen in public.

Dave! check out the size of that waddle squad! they're forming a line out the door of the Panda Express!

by spudmagic June 16, 2020

Wallace waddle

Physical reaction to spending their own money. This will cause the sphincter muscle of the persons anus to contract with extreme force forcing them to walk with a wide waddle.

Bejesus….that guy so tight he walks with the Wallace waddle !

by Slightlyspecial October 27, 2023

neck waddle

A name for a couple that has been together for quite a while but rarely kisses. For instance, when they grow old together, he'll be playing with her neck waddle instead of kissing her.

There's neck waddle again, why don't they just act like a normal couple?

by French Toast and Cheese June 18, 2018

waddle-sex

when someone shoves there dick into waddle d.

Jesse was having waddle-sex all day long during school.

by Travis May 7, 2005