wwjd?...BLAZE

would would jesus do? blaze, son...

what indeed would jesus do if he wants to chill? bless the herb...

by herb chill August 2, 2004

WWJPD

What would Jeff Pedley do?

This is so difficult, I’m struggling! WWJPD?

by Terry17467 August 26, 2021

WWCD?

Spinoff of WWJD for Jesus, this acronym stands for What Would Conan (the Barbarian) Do? Often used by the manliest of men to follow the right course of action when facing a moral dilemma.

Alan: So what did you do when that chick was getting mugged last night? <he had run away from the scuffle>

William: I asked myself WWCD? So sure enough I gutted those cowardly dogs and bedded the grateful wench.

Alan: Damn, that's amazing, I can't believe I criticized you for wearing a sword all the time.

by daemonbellum April 3, 2010

WWBCD

What would Bill Cosby Do?

When in a situation where you are faced with the dilemma of eating chocolate pudding (thereby ruining your actual meal), you ask yourself WWBCD?

A: "I wonder if I could sub chocolate pudding for rice and beans?"

B: "WWBCD?"
A: "He would get the pudding... just like me!"

by aychiiwowow January 31, 2010

wwjd

Women wear jeweled dicks. Often done by lesbian hoes to get each other off. The jewel is said to bring magical qualities to the experience.

Susie: Hey Mollie, put on that jeweled dick and ram me good and hard!

Mollie: Okay hun, here goes!

Susie: Ohhhhhh...... (orgasmic pleasure abounds)

by jam masta July 8, 2004

WWJD

We Want Jelly Donuts!

"WWJD? What Would Jesus Do?"

"No! We Want Jelly Donuts!"

by TheSamePoJopojo May 13, 2009

WWJD

an abreviation for the often pondered question 'What would jeppeto do?'.

I didn't know how to start my paper so i thought 'WWJD?' and you know what? i ended up getting an 'A'!
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A: I often times wonder if my life was one that jeppeto would lead.
B: Dude, me too, i'm always thinking wwjd?
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by xSTFUxmeowxrawrx March 18, 2008