Louie WiFi

Basically shitternet, upwards of 200 ping and a max of 8 Mb/s. The slowest internet in the group

Tiko: WTF why is my ping so high

Louie: Cuz you have Louie WiFi lmao

by TacticalGubbins November 2, 2019

wifing

when a guy decides to make one girl, his number one. At this point he will be talking about loving you, buying you stuff.

Extreme Wifing: moving in, marriage, kids, and *gulp* REAL commitment.

*Remember* using wifey, is more serious then girlfriend but much less than wife. Wife is usually associated with Extreme Wifing, & Marriage.

1) Yo, my girl Jenny is defiantly getting to be wifey material right now.

2) Jenny is such a great girlfriend I'm thinking about wifing her.

3) Mike! you know Jenny is a hoe! why would you want her wifed? so, she can cheat on you again?

by Sanjana Prem September 2, 2009

No wifi

A fate worse than hell

Hitler originally intended to give Poland no wifi but thought it was to extreme.

by Rogue_Shark June 17, 2016

Wikifari

A prolonged visit to wikipedia during which contextual links are followed until the user is reading pages that have nothing to do with the original subject they sought. Particularly exciting wikifaris end up coming back to the original page at some point.

OMG! I went on the most incredible wikifari last night! I started with Nirvana, got all the way to osmotic pressure, and then, 5 hours later, I was at Nirvana again!

Man, there's a test coming up, I better go on a wikifari.

by Sam Chew Chin November 16, 2006

Winifer

The best person you can ever find they are intelligent with multiple talents ride or die and is wifey marital treat her right

Winifer is a bad bitch

Wini🤍

by Bad✨ November 11, 2020

Nigger Wifi

When your wifi is so bad even a nigger wouldn't try to leech off of it.

"Telus has such nigger wifi"

by User69420xxx November 19, 2021

wikifarming

Using Wikipedia to unearth tidbits of knowledge for the purpose of bringing them up in conversation, in a despondent effort to make oneself seem smarter.
Typical subjects of wikifarming include theoretical physics, trivia from sitcoms, basic psychology, the works of Nostradamus, Shakespeare's tragedies, statistics from practically any organized sport (most often football or baseball), the Renaissance, and pretty much anything that could make one appear more knowledgeable in front of the right people. Usually fails.

A. "I was doing some research last night, and I found out that any four-dimensional object in four-dimensional space will cast a three-dimensional shadow. Turns out, most physicists agree that little, if anything, can be gained scientifically from assuming the fourth dimension to be time, but rather as another spatial axis, which is how..."

B. "Someone's been wikifarming."

by that_tall_fellow June 23, 2009