Whomp Weasel

A fairly new slang term for the penis

I got kicked right in the whomp weasel and it hurt!

by Uark23 December 5, 2012

whomp

decorate to decorate something gaudily or with taste. Depending on its usage whomp can either be derogatory (past tense) or complimentary

derogatory: "Miss thang has whomped that house with so much brick-a-brack you can't even move in there!"
complementary: "this place could be fabulous! You could whomp the fuck out of it!"

by stephen phillips June 9, 2007

hella whomp

When an attempt at humor falls flat, really flat.

I love the experience of the hella whomp, it fills me with complete gratification and joy!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2020

whale whomping

Having sex with the fattest chick you can find.

Me and heng are gonna go whale whomping at the beach this weekend.

by pdub - budp April 13, 2008

Whomp and Stomp

Bruno Mars' pompadour styled hair. Sometimes called the 'whomp'.

Interviewer: How many products does it take to make the Bruno Mars pompadour?

Bruno: The whomp? I call it the whomp. The whomp and stomp once in a while. It's just a lot of, you know... Margarine is in there, natural fruits and berries, and surprisingly barbecue potato Pop Chips.

Interviewer: NO! Is that the secret?!

Bruno: I promise you!

by MrunoBars December 26, 2011

Whomping the willow

jacking off

Harry:Ron my god Hermoine looked sexy tonight.

Ron:Yeah I know I am going to be whomping the willow

by K-man 45322 May 4, 2009

body whomping

Localized southern California term for body surfing at a beach with an extreme beach break. Any failure to pull out of the wave can result in being thrown into less than 2 inches of water, potentially resulting in injury...like a broken collar bone or neck.

Dude, let's go body whomping at Marine Street.

Aren't you a little old for Marine Street? Let's go to Sea Lane.

by JaySG May 14, 2008