waxing your Jimmy

Pretending that you are "servicing" yourself in the back of the bus and your bus driver calls you out

"Ay! You back there!"
"Yo."
"Stop waxing your Jimmy!!!"
"Whaaa?"
"Or shucking your corn...whatever they call it these days!"

by Flubber Gassing September 12, 2011

Waxing Vag

The art of using the lips of a vagina to smear wax all over one's body surface and then proceed to use the vagina as an arm of sorts to put the paper towels on the wax-covered surface and then ripping them off furiously while a chimpanzee between the age of 1-2 years old watches and faps casually.

The asian ordered the daily special "Waxing Vag".

by JimJum June 6, 2014

waxing crevice

A term first coined by a high school teacher in Sacramento, CA
(n.)
1. Hair removal of the private/pubic area
2. Increased opening of vagina or anus due to libido
3. Booty call or thirstiness toward someone of the male gender

Patricia: Let's get down and dirty, Michael.
Michael: Did you just say waxing crevice?
Patricia: Yes, now let's sleep together.

by YummyCookie May 18, 2015

waxing the rocket

Masturbation with the intent of cumming ferociously.

My horniness astounds me, I will be waxing the rocket to relieve this pressure.

by Jacknapier75 January 6, 2016

waxing the hull

When Mark Spector from Sportsnet finds a dead racoon in the trash and fucks it.

Mark was out late last night waxing the hull, so he took the day off.

by Dan Staples June 22, 2017

Waxing The Floor Boards

When one of the female gender takes action in a action commonly know as Flicking the Bean.

Friend 1: Were's Stacy?
Friend 2: She went out back to Waxing The Floor Boards!
Friend 1: Wow she needs a boyfriend.

by Long Dong Wong From Hong Kong May 8, 2018

Waxing the Concrete

Office slang. To sweat the details, with much effort and sometimes pain.

Kudos to Kevin for a stellar job on the difficult project. Kevin was waxing the concrete early in the morning and late at night for weeks.

by deejaystephon December 7, 2018