Watsonero

A name for someone from Watsonville, California.

Yo that guy over there is a Watsonero.

by NorCal408 May 5, 2020

Tom Watson

to choke

Named after Tom Watson's choke at the 2009 British Open on the final hole.

He should have made that shot, but he Tom Watsoned and missed.

by Sajak July 19, 2009

Watson Avenue

One of the worst streets in the South Bronx. Located in the Soundview section, Watson Avenue was the epicenter of all heroin in the late 80's, mid 90's. Amadou Diallo was killed down the block from this avenue.

The South Bronx has become known for it's infamous drug infested streets like Brook Avenue, Cypress Avenue and Watson Avenue.

by Angel2078 May 16, 2008

Dr. Watson

A so-called "doctor" who operates under the name drwtsn32.exe on Windows XP. His main purpose is gathering useless information about your computer when an error occurs (or doesn't occur). Contrary to Microsoft's claim, "Dr. Watson" is not really a doctor. In fact, he dropped out of college during his second semester due to chronic alcoholism, countless sexual harassment charges, aids, illiteracy, tendency to inflict self-harm, and underdeveloped motor skills.

Note: He is not to be confused with John H. Watson, M.D., assistant to Sherlock Holmes, who *is* a real doctor and has like 9000 PhDs.

My stupid computer got a virus the other day because I was blindly clicking on a bunch of random links on some porn sites like I normally do... when all of a sudden, this "Dr. Watson" generated a humongous log of bullshit and then proceeded to perform an abortion on my six-year-old son! God, I wish Linux/Mac didn't suck!

by null edit November 6, 2010

Watszoned

When a person shows off or makes a smart-ass remark and all you can do is stare, nod, praise them, roll your eyes at them or a combination of the four. Seen frequently in BBC' Sherlock between Sherlock and John.

Sherlock Holmes: Her coat is slightly damp; she's been in heavy rain in the last few hours. No rain anywhere in London in that time. Under her coat collar is damp too; she's turned it up against the wind. She's got an umbrella in her left-hand pocket, but it's dry and unused: not just wind, strong wind, too strong to use her umbrella. We know from her suitcase that she was intending to stay overnight, so she must have come a decent distance, but she can't have traveled more than two or three hours because her coat still hasn't dried. So, where has there been heavy rain and strong wind within the radius of that travel time? Cardiff.
Watszoned Dr John Watson: That's fantastic!

Sherlock Holmes: Do you know you do that out loud?
Dr John Watson: Sorry. I'll shut up.
Sherlock Holmes: No, it's... fine.

by Holmes, Sherlock Holmes. November 27, 2012

watsyndrome

The hereditary disease passed down the line of the Watson clan. Those with Watsyndrome have a severe mix of down syndrome, cerebral palsy and anorexia.

Aww fuck, JP just fucked a Watsyndrome!

by KailyJenner August 18, 2017

watsoner

a watsoner is someone who is a part of Emma Watson’s fandom. those people are so kind and creative, they really love their idol. they will always cheer you up and will try to make you happy no matter what. you really need to find you a watsoner, or maybe become one?

"i met a watsoner on instagram 2 days ago!"
"really?"
"yeah she was so kind to me."

by 8960 February 28, 2021