Arriva Trains Wales

Arriva Trains Wales: dirty trains running from Birmingham to Aberystwyth in the 21st century. The conductor from Machynlleth sometimes hides in the toilet - so if you are lucky you do not need a ticket! You will get there in the end. Do not get off at Dyfi Junction. You could be lost forever! Being late is only one of the other characteristics of the Arriva Trains Wales.

Arriva Trains Wales - better late than never!

by blogvile April 2, 2009

warms the cockles of my heart

pleases and delights in a warm fuzzy way
it may be an old English casual term

When you paid for my lunch with that big smile it warmed the cockles of my heart!
It warms the cockles of my heart to hear you speak so kindly of your sister.

by Inner Rose January 9, 2017

warsaw high school

A place where you’re either a pot head or a hick, full of “what the fucks” and the girls relationships just revolve on whoever they hop on next that helps them get over a man they just left a couple weeks previously

Are you going to the Warsaw High School Game? No probably not, no matter how good they’re doing they’re just gonna lose in the playoffs.

by TheWarsawLegend420 December 10, 2018

Mommy wars

Vicious, mean, provocative and disrespectful arguments on the internet between women, usually mothers who disagree on parenting styles or other controversial topics such as vaccines, clinical male infant circumcision, breastfeeding, abortion, choice of career, etc...

No mommy wars allowed in this group.

by jimco September 1, 2015

conjugal fart wars

When a married couple resorts to using deadly toxic flatulence during their fights in order to get a leg up on the other in order to win the arguments.

My parents were the poster couple for conjugal fart wars, there was no way you could remain in the room during one of their powerful disagreements!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

Guild Wars

Although different in concept to other MMORPGs, Guild Wars has proved to be a creditable and righteous game for people familiar with the genre. Even newbies will find this game all sorts of fun, as it is not hard to learn the basics of the game.
The main jobs available thus far are:
Warrior
Necromancer
Elementalist
Ranger
Monk
Mesmer

You can combine to have any one as a primary/secondary job and get attributes from both (but only the special attribute of your primary job).
Quests are a lot of fun and the graphics are a delight.

I've been malspending my money playing FFXI, a game in which you payed a monthly fee and you had so much of a hard time getting Gil (FFXI currency) that 90% of the people actually buy it online... This sort of nonsense is not seen in Guild Wars. Get this game if you're a fan of the likes of World of Warcraft.

I've been playing Guild Wars for a month now, it's great!

by oriya June 7, 2005

advance wars

A turn-based military strategy game for the Gameboy Advance. The game has a tile-and grid system, where each tile contains a type of terrain, such as plains, woods, or rivers. Each tile has special properties. Units and building facilities are placed on the map, where armies battle it out. The objective is to either destroy all enemy units or capture the enemy headquarters. The story, or "campaign" mode, pits the 4 countries of Wars World (Orange Star, Blue Moon, Yellow Comet, and Green Earth) to defeat the invading alien Black hole army led by Sturm. One thing that makes this game a lot more fun is a map designer. Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising was later released on the Gameboy Advance in 2003 and included a new unit: the Neotank, an extremely powerful tank. Both games are decsendants of the Japan-only Famicom Wars, Gameboy Wars, and Super Famicom Wars series.

The map designer is the number one reason why Advance Wars 2 is one of my favorite video games of all time.

by Party Pooper March 7, 2005