Walking Petri Dish

Someone who has had sex with so many people that they are virtually guaranteed to have multiple STD's. Similar to a walking STD.

Me: "Pat and John are walking petri dishes."

Jane: "I know, they're total male sluts."

by PennieGirl August 11, 2005

Walking Petri Dish

A girl who has sex with everyone

See that girl overthere she's a walking petri dish

by chris goggil April 28, 2007

Walking wotsit

(adj.) Used to describe someone who has over-done the fake tan, so they look like a walking Wotsit. Guidette's like Snookie from the Jersey Shore do this deliberatly, but more often than not it is accidental.

Karrie - Omg, is that Shannon Kershaw? What has she DONE?!?! I told her not to use those sunbeds!

Josh - Lol, tell me about it! She looks like a walking wotsit.

by DramionePerfected June 16, 2010

WALKING ON THE RAZOR'S EDGE

A term used to describe someone who is in a very dangerous situation.

(i.e. If you were walking on a giant razor's edge and fuck up, you either plumet to your death or you slip and land on the razor...getting chopped the fuck up and then raining down below).

Terms with the same meaning include:

SKATING ON THIN ICE and LIVING ON THE EDGE.

"Hear about Chauncey makin out wit Terry's girl las night?"

"Uuuh-huh...That foo be WALKIN ON THE RAZOR's EDGE right dea."

by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003

Walking Limonia

First introduced on the Maury show, Walking Limonia is a disease that bears striking resemblance to the medical condition of Pneumonia. It is actually such a striking resemblence, that it could probably be considered to be Pneumonia. The only reported case was in 2007 by the same guest (Jawana) on the Maury show.

"Maury, let me tell you. I was laying in a hospital with WALKING LIMONIA"

by Ishness February 28, 2009

walking papers

the paperwork given to an inmate in prison that enables their release

"I finally got my walking papers today."

by Old man withers September 5, 2005

Walking turnoff

someone who repels others with their ungraceful and fail-ish ways

did you see that girl fall in the hallway?
what a walking turnoff

by wto23456 July 28, 2009