by the dirtiest sanchez ever November 23, 2019
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
Guy 1: Dude, did you see River Monsters this week? Jeremy Wade caught a 400 pound sting ray with his bare hands.
Guy 2: Yo, that's sick!
Guy 1: Yeah, it was almost as good as last week when he tackled a bull shark.
Guy 2: Yo, that's sick!
Guy 1: Yeah, it was almost as good as last week when he tackled a bull shark.
by lardd June 08, 2013
A measurement of time, distance, weight, and even speed. He is the oldest living thing in the universe. Able to reproduce asexual. Able to fly because he isn't intelligent to know he can not fly. The father of Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades. Impregnates women just from the utterance of his name. A god among men.
by Wade's first Victim August 22, 2011
by Prichael uwu March 13, 2019
The lead singer of an amazing (and underrated) band Lifehouse. An incredibly talented writer, composer & singer. While he was growing up he went on mission trips with his parents until they split up & he relocated to California with his mother where he began writing & playing guitar. He met a future band member, Sergio, of Lifehouse where they began playing at local churches. Thus, Lifehouse was created.
Unfortunately, his incredibly good-looking body, sexy hair, and amazing voice, is taken by Braeden Wade since 2003.
Also, he has confirmed that he is Christian, however, Lifehouse is not a Christian band.
Unfortunately, his incredibly good-looking body, sexy hair, and amazing voice, is taken by Braeden Wade since 2003.
Also, he has confirmed that he is Christian, however, Lifehouse is not a Christian band.
Bryce: Have you ever seen a more talented person than Jason Wade?
Ricky: Nah, man, I think he even has a better voice than Jesus!
Ricky: Nah, man, I think he even has a better voice than Jesus!
by FromWhereYouAre May 16, 2010
by Bruh Jamez April 12, 2015