Cock waddle

The walk you do when you have a boner and you don't want anyone to notice.

"Hey whys that guy walking funny"

"Oh I think he's doing the cock waddle"

by The dumb ass down the street January 31, 2020

waddle squad

A large group of obese people seen in public.

Dave! check out the size of that waddle squad! they're forming a line out the door of the Panda Express!

by spudmagic June 16, 2020

Waddle Twat

A woman with excessively long labia. Like Camel toe that has gotten really flabby.

She should NOT be wearing that spandex, you can see her waddle twat.

by Inkslinger419 April 24, 2019

Wallace waddle

Physical reaction to spending their own money. This will cause the sphincter muscle of the persons anus to contract with extreme force forcing them to walk with a wide waddle.

Bejesus….that guy so tight he walks with the Wallace waddle !

by Slightlyspecial October 27, 2023

cum waddle

the walk you do when you bust a nut and your walking to the bathroom

guy 1 :"dude i just did the cum waddle"

guy 2 :"yeah nice"

by Eggsack March 22, 2020

neck waddle

A name for a couple that has been together for quite a while but rarely kisses. For instance, when they grow old together, he'll be playing with her neck waddle instead of kissing her.

There's neck waddle again, why don't they just act like a normal couple?

by French Toast and Cheese June 18, 2018

waddle-sex

when someone shoves there dick into waddle d.

Jesse was having waddle-sex all day long during school.

by Travis May 7, 2005