vertextim

to copy the text word for word, exactly what you said or texted word for word

Grace: I think tonight is karma for what I said to Meredith
Melissa: What'd you say, man?
Grace: "Hence why I was being sarcastic/joking. I guess that remark fell into the sarchasm though"
Grace: That's what I said, vertextim.

by GCC88 November 15, 2010

Vetefriend

The greatest of all friends, the vetefriend surpasses all other friends. Vetefriends have experienced firefights, I.E.D blasts, mortar attacks, death, and war together, thus eliminating any potential bitch-ass perpetuators who may disguse themselves as friends. Unlike regular/best friends and even family members, vetefriends know each others true character when shit gets real as fuck. Very few people can consider themselves vetefriends because not all people are lucky enough to go to war, get blown up, get into firefights, watch people die, live through it without being called a bitch and remain friends back home like nothing ever happend.

Vetefriend1- Hey dude, guess who's having a kid? Besser...

Vetefriend2- Wow, I feel bad for that kid. I bet it must suck having a bitch for a dad. He's probably gonna tell him when he gets older about Afghanistan and make it sound like he went through some shit or something.

Vetefriend1- Yea, tellin him shit that happened to us. Little do they know daddy couldn't leave the wire cause he a bitch so they stuck him in the dispatch.

Vetefriend2- I hope he gets beat up in front of his child one day.

Vetefriend2- I'm glad you ain't a bitch, or else we wouldn't be friends.

Vetefriend1- Me too.

by graflg147 November 27, 2012

veteran hairs

When your beard hairs start turning white

"Why do these white hairs in my beard grow thicker and stronger than regular hair?" "Cuz they're veteran hairs"

by Joe the Armenian May 27, 2015

veteran skank

A Veteran Skank or VS is a woman that has circled the block more than a few times but presents herself as quite professional and put together. She is generally willing to engage in diabolical behavior to accomplish her goals.

Of course she's been sleeping with her boss for the promotion, she's a veteran skank.

by Miguel Esperanzo April 4, 2017

Vertex

Some random guild who runs away and gets farmed by Ser/bal guilds though they think they are better...also fun fact needs to pay people to shot call #timallenwasbetter #falconwingtopfrag #bdo

vertex has no one

by some pepega October 1, 2019

vetekaka

The best bread in the world. Mostly sold in Sweden.

I ate vetekaka and gained a extreme amount of strength.

by Malthe vetekaka svenska September 15, 2020

Vetea

A Name; He is usually a hot motherfucker that has definitely had sex with all the grandmas in your neighborhood. Usually, a cool surfer kid that keeps a collection of fish that he uses as fleshlights.

Man, Vetea is so hot, he gets all the grandmas at bingo night!

by Veteaishot November 6, 2020