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Veggie Dick

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When a man's pubic hair is so large and bushy, that his penis and pubes together resemble a piece of brocoli.
He really needs to shave his pubic hair. He has a major veggie dick!
by The White Wonder June 26, 2013
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Veggie

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Like a furry, but for plants
Now that you told me how to fuck plants I think I’m a veggie!
by The One and Only Danky March 10, 2020
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vedgie

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when if feels like the crotch of your pants is going up inside your vagina. the sister version of a wedgie.
v: my shorts are going up my vagina! i need to pull them out.
t: yea, i hate it when i have a vedgie.
by danceisamazing August 18, 2009
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Vegitarian

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The word vegetarian spelt wrongly.
Someone who does not eat meat (dead animals) -which includes chicken and fish (plus all other seafood).

Some people lie and claim to be vegetarians when they eat fish, but they are pescitarians.

Not to be confused with vegan which is somebody that doesn't eat any animal products at all (meat or dairy).

Vegetarianism is a personal choice. Most vegetarians, and vegans, respect everyone else's life choices. The ones who do not respect other people or are violent/aggressive towards people are not showing the true meaning of vegetarianism - it is a compassionate way of life.
"Would you like a hamburger?"
"No thanks, I'm vegitarian." (spelt vegetarian but had to spell it like that so Urban Dictionary would accept it.)

"Why are you vegetarian?"
"Because of the health benefits and because I do not want others to suffer just for my food."

"You must secretly eat meat, you vegetarian, or you'd be dead."
"If you ate nothing but meat, you'd die."
by nizdolls August 30, 2006
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veggie

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Dammit, man- I was going to have a barbeque but all my friends went veggie.
by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003
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veggie sex

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Any sexual activity that doesn't involve the insertion of a penis into any orifice. So, hand job, cunnilingus, toys, etc. Could be male-male, or male-female. As noted elsewhere, female-female sex is by definition veggie sex.
He couldn't get it up last night but we still had a fun couple hours of veggie sex.
by weak thought October 22, 2010
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Veegie

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Someone who lately escaped from a mental hospital and is on the loose, so, this could mean danger to anyone who comes across him. Physical danger or mental danger. Even sexual danger...

The Veegie breed also tend to be obsessed with the lame cartoon, Dragonball Z.
Oh my god, it's a Veegie. And...he...he hasn't got any clothes on! Oh my god!!! *dies*
by Unknown August 23, 2004
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