Vegetable garden

A group of retarded people

Guy 1: hey look at them. They aren’t doing anything besides standing there zoned out.

Guy 2: yea cuz they’re a vegetable garden.
Guy 1: What’s that?
Guy 2: A group of retards

by wheelie boi May 17, 2018

vegetable monster

the thing that will soon replace the Cookie Monster on sesame street

nooo! not the vegetable monster!!!

by Condition_Red_PoE July 27, 2006

Vegetable bitch

A dumb human female whos conscious state is comparable to that of a person in a vegetative state.

"Damn shes stupid, fuckin vegetable bitch!"

"Dude, all that vegetable bitch does is talk about herself all day!"

"Man wtf, break up with that vegetable bitch!!"

"Suck me dry you vegetable bitch!"

by JKGB September 26, 2006

Vegetable Aisle

The area of a party, club, or gathering where those who've taken too much Alcohol, or other illicit substances go to reflect on how much they regret the previous two hours of intake.

Generally there is zero vibe in the Vegetable aisle. Across the room there may be good conversation, dancing, fun. The Vegetable Aisle is a pit of loneliness and shame.

A: The New Year's party looked great from the Vegetable Aisle
B: What, were you not really into it?
A: Three joints in I decided I'd fucked it and would rather sit and vegetate.

X: I K-Holed so fucking bad at Brad's party, couldn't move.
Y: Ah, you went to the Vegetable Aisle.

by Nine Mazes January 7, 2017

vegetable land

a nut house, place where crazy people stay

Lucys in vegetable land with all the crazy people

You belong in vegetable land!

by mex2 May 31, 2006

vegetable fucker

a man named paul thats beleives that vegetables have life and sticks them up his ass and smells like shit

Paul fucks vegetables

by will December 15, 2003

vegetable platter

When there is an orgy of "vegetables". Scrawny men dipping their penises I'm ranch and inserting it into several women's vaginas.

Woah! That vegetable platter was so much fun last night. I can still smell the ranch!

by Willco11 October 31, 2015