Vala

1. A term in Asatru. "Seeress". Whether a practitioner of Galdr or Seid, this term designates a female diviner.

2. A character in Stargate SG-1. Vala Mal Doran is a theif, con-artist and recently a memeber of SG-1. She is played by Claudia Black.

1. Raven is a vala, she practices seid.

2. Vala gave birth to Adria who is an Ori in the flesh and is hellbent on converting everyone over to Origin (or killing them).

by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006

Holly Valance

Holly Valance is an abhorrently untalented "singer" and "actress" who is nevertheless popular because she shows her ass and legs to everyone. Luckily for her, both are quite good, otherwise she wouldn't be famous. Like many famous young women these days, her popularity is not driven by talent, but by the masturbatory fantasies of young men. She is most famous for her video for her single "Kiss Kiss" in which she pranced around naked for four minutes, with only little CGI lighting effects obstructing view of her nipples and pussy. The most recent addition to her resume is the role of a stripper/prostitute on Prison Break. Naturally.

"Ooohhh Holly Valance... that's how I want it baby... oh yeah!!"

by Tom Jac. October 14, 2007

Valapecia

A woman either with an aversion for hair on her vaginal area or who is medically unable to grow pubic hair.

Dave: "Did you see Jenny at the beach the other day? I think I saw flies eyes."
Jake: "No way, she's had acute valapecia since childhood."
Dave: "Awesome!"

by Im_Sancho November 12, 2007

Valcano thrust

Nutting inside her mouth as she deepthroats making the nut erupt through her nostrils

Yo my gf was pissed after I valcano thrust eher last night being that she had sinuses

by Nibna May 27, 2018

Valana

Valana is a magical person that exists with the name of Valana. Valana is a carefree individual who is always lovely and will compliment anyone! Valana is someone everyone needs to be friends with 24/7. She IS black and has reddish eyes, and sexy hair, she is also a performer and so weird. (One time she was with her friends and she was cutting out heads and hearts of people in magazines)

Boy 1: Look at the Valana over there
Boy 2: She's so nice
irl 1: Hey Boy 1 ur my boyfriend

by Valana November 21, 2019

Valesa

A very cute and adorable butterfly

She is such a sweet Valesa!

by opapa March 15, 2021

Valantina

Very beautiful, very smart, energetic and loves her friends. Actually not even beautiful, absolutely breathtaking. She loves her friends and makes sure everyone is comfortable even if it means putting herself out there in a way. We all need a bit of a valantina in our lives

Valantina is really pretty.

by Starsandlove February 25, 2023