Vagenda

A hybrid of vagina and agenda.

Meaning either a woman's to do list OR a list of daily tasks for her partner to complete to ensure her happiness.

Husband: "Hey hun. What's on the vagenda today?"
Wife: "I'm going to the gym, then to meet the girls for brunch. You need to grab the kids from swimming at 2 and pick up coffee. I'll be home around 4."

by JohnnyyyyD November 22, 2010

vagday

means valentines day

are you getting her anything for vagday?

by larkink13 February 10, 2008

vagedi

Portmanteau of "vaginal jedi": a woman who has a strange power over men and usually gets whomever she wants but uses her forces for good. Often she is an extroverted nerd or geek whose sexual prowess is surprising.

She arrived at the party in a WoW tshirt and black-rimmed nerd glasses. She left with the hottest guy there and 3 others' gamertags. A true vagedi.

by Aashe November 13, 2011

Vagetarian

Someone who only goes down on women and does not seek pleasure when engaging in sexual intercourse.

I wanted to ride him, but it turned out he was a vagetarian.

by spiritose October 9, 2014

vagena

Misspelling of vagennnnn...a 😫

You got a nice vacation(geeeeeenaaa)

Vagena

by Happysquashvagennnn..a January 4, 2018

Vagenda

1. A plan or mission to get laid.

2. The steps one takes in order to get vagina.

1. It has been a bit since John got laid last so he decided he needed a vagenda.

2. Person 1: "Why has John been on his phone all night?"

Person 2: "He's been texting his ex...he's got a vagenda."

by mfucci September 12, 2012

Vagetarian Fry-up

The deviant sexual act of feeding a bag lady the yolk of a fried egg, served out of her clowns pocket with your womb broom. ergo. egg and toast soldiers.

sauces optional.

When I picked up Mustang Sally for sex, she was so hungry afterwards, she gobbled up her vagetarian fry-up.

by Roger_the_cabin_boy January 23, 2005