Vac-truck Nigger

Vacuuming up the liquid wastes of society, the Vac-truck Nigger is lowest caste of truck driver. They are readily identifiable by their putrid smell and filthy appearance. They have been known to spontaneously burst into song while imitating barnyard animals. For reasons unknown to scientists United States Marines seem drawn to becoming Vac-truck Niggers.
While vacuuming out the filthy sludge, Luke the Vac-truck Nigger began to sing and dance around the sludge pit while flapping his arms like a goose.

When the sheriff’s deputy questioned James as to why he was swimming in a septic tank, James replied “because I’m a dumb Vac-truck Nigger”.
by alstonsailor May 23, 2025
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cryo-vac

When something is so tight that it looks like it has been both cryogenically sealed and had the air vacuumed out of it.
"WTF is Jimmy wearing? It looks like he's cryo-vac'd his pants on!!"
by The Sync December 10, 2008
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Shake and Vac

An old British advert from the 1980's where a woman dances while using Shake and Vac, a carpet freshener from Glade.
Do the Shake and vac, and put the freshness back!
by Céline B February 17, 2021
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Shake and Vac

A British advert from the 1980's in which a woman dances around the room while singing about Glade's Shake and Vac carpet freshener.
Do the Shake and Vac, and put the freshness back!
by Céline B February 17, 2021
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