va j j

vagina

hey can you give me some of your va j j?

by gucci ey March 19, 2009

va jing jang

slang term for vagina. or a mis-defined word by a stupid white boy that can't spell "they're".

1. "I punched her right in the va jing jang."
2. "You should have washed your fingers before sticking them in my va jing jang... now I have a damn yeast infection."

by philthyphilphilanthropist December 28, 2005

va te faire foutre

Literally, 'Go do / make yourself.' One of the most vulgar forms of dismissal in the French language. To execute the gesture, make a fist with the right hand, and extend the arm out straight, parallel to the ground, fingers up. With the left hand open, slap the right bicep just above the elbow while raising the right forearm upwards to 90 degrees. Known as the 'Bras d'honneur.'

Roughly equivalent to fuck off, go fuck yourself, up yours, etc.

While stopped at a red light, the person behind you honks their horn for you to move. You give them the Bras d'honneur, and shout through the open window, 'Va te faire foutre, putain d'espèce d'enculé!'

by Kyle359 April 29, 2006

va-j-j

the sexiest, smelliest, wettest part of a woman's body. sometimes hairy, sometimes bald, sometimes in between or sometimes just plain freaky. they contain something called a 'clit' which is stimulated by the use of fingers, dildos, penises, or any object around the household.(minus pointy objects)..it'll break the hymen and devirginize you.

bre- holy shit karlye, is that your vagina?...it's pretty nice
karlye- yah man..wanna touch it
bre- no not really
karlye- common' touch it..it'll make me feel nice
bre- ew you're sick
karlye- DAMN stop turning me on
bre- omg i'm leaving
oh ya.. "hello, would you like to have intercourse with my va-j-j?"

by malene May 5, 2006

va a fare in culo

"Fuck you" (italian). Also Va'fan'culo or vaffanculo for short.

-Santino, gimme your money
-Va a fare in culo, you and yer gang

by Giovanni Sartori November 4, 2008

Va Beach

Slang term for Virginia Beach, Virginia; the most populus city in the state and one of the most progressive and fastest growing cities in the southeast. Now outranks the once largest city, Norfolk by over 200,000 residents. Has few derelict neighborhoods and the largest pleasure beach in the world. Va Beach is full of fun and history (and great clubs too).

We're heading over to Va Beach to hit up the clubs

by Orienos May 13, 2005

Va-jay-jay Sweater

A hairy pussy, usually one that is thick and matted over like those heavy holiday sweaters with tangled pubes like they’ve been woven by Amish elves. Yeah, imagine trying to fuck that!

Dolph: Damn, bro. I just had my hand down Frita's pants!

Gregor: Score, dude!

Dolph: Not so fast, Holmes. I couldn't even get my fingers in her pussy.

Gregor: Seriously? Was she fightin' it?

Dolph: Naw, man. Her hair down there was impenetrable.

Gregor: Whoa.

Dolph: Yeah, bud. It was like she had a va-jay-jay sweater

by theinstigator October 18, 2016