vassage (vah-sawg)

Um girls, now do we really like the word fingering? It's kinda awkward to say. HOKAY SO, vassage is when a finger is introduced to the vagina canal.

"Hey Sue, what did you do with Randy last night?"
"Well we kissed for a while then did something unexpectedly!"
"WHAT? NO WAY. What did he do?"
"He gave me a vassage (vah-sawg)."
"OMG. Nice."

by All thanks to Avery March 28, 2009

Vass

Over the top, exaggerated.

That's a vass claim.

by Wubblu August 1, 2018

Vasshole

One who for non-medical necessity, refuses to get the vaccine as a political or freedom of choice protest.

That vasshole refuses to get the COVID-19 vaccine.

by ajejazzman May 18, 2021

Vassalboro

Giant penis

I have a Vassalboro

by Davy Taylor June 12, 2009

Vassalize

To cover your entire body or another persons body in vaseline

Synonymous with Vaselise

Chad: Yo that Niven guy doesn't think Vaselise and Vassalize are the same thing!
Brett: That's whack, quick pass me the vaseline so I can vassalize my body!

by Kae-Dawg September 3, 2018

Vässpennare

A very good very nice swedish pronounceation of the word pennvässare, a sharpener for pencills.

Ge mig din vässpennare, Red-bull person

by Erikziem April 27, 2022

Vass

The fragrant aroma that an obese unwashed woman leaves behind in the toilet bowl after having a piss. A mixture of Vagina and Ass.

I followed Sophie into the toilet at 4 O'clock this morning after she had had a piss. The dirty bitch left a bad smell of Vass in there. She needs to wash her front bum more often.

by Slimy Slitter December 5, 2016