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Von Douchebag

Created in late 2008, this word was needed to sum up someone so useless, so annoying, so utterly inept at life, love, and work, that standard English language words failed to scrape the very bottom layer of filth this person represents.

Def 1) Failed. Wrong. Useless. A failure epic in nature
Def 2) one who thinks they are Gods gift to everything but so blinded they can not see how everyone thinks they are a sad sad joke.
Tim: Who the hell was that jackass?
Allen: Von Douchebag
Tim: He tried to take over the meeting like he was the only one with half a brain! Does he really think we're idiots?
Allen: Actually I know he does. He's Von Douchebag.

She was supposed to be at work 2 hours ago! She only lives down the street. What a Von Douchebag.

Mommy! Lauren broke my playstation! It won't work at all! She totally Von Douched it!
Von Douchebag by Timmy75894 February 3, 2010

Von Phat 

Von Phat is a symphonic comedic rap group consisting of seven long-time friends from Katy, Texas: Phat Phunk Drizzle, DJ Roboto, Sixpac, Dr. Gupta, tYm 2 rImE, Emcee CDG of Da' Undaground and Francis Johnathan Cornwall (the Third Duke of Ellington). The band began when Phat Phunk inspired Sixpac during a round of freestyle after the credits in Vowel Productions' video, "It's Your Lucky Day". Soon after, they, along with DJ Roboto, wrote and recorded their first ever single, "I'm A Gangster". A music video was made, and the boys resumed their present state of living.

Half a year later, out of the blue, a second single, "Rap-A-Bye Baby" was released, featuring a fellow rapper, Masta Hob-Nobba. Not only was the single received well, it would be performed a year later at Cinco Ranch High School's "Mr. Cinco Ranch" pageant in 2007, marking the first ever live performance by Von Phat. After "Rap-A-Bye Baby", the group officially adopted their current band name. During the course of the next year, Dr. Gupta, tYm2RiMe, Emcee CDG of Da' Undaground, and Francis Johnathan Cornwall (the Third Duke of Ellington) would join the ranks of the hip group, as they began production of their first-ever EP, which would include "I'm A Gangster" and "Rap-A-Bye Baby".

In the summer of 2007, on Independence Day, Von Phat released "Milk the Cow EP", which included the hit dance single, "Milk the Cow", and the ever-so infamous "Gupta Mash". The EP was incredibly well received and Von Phat started to gain some name in the world of entertainment.

1.1.08 came around, and "To Be Continued", Von Phat's first full-length album, was released on their website, days before many of the members had to return to school at their respective universities.
OMG!!! Dr. Gupta from Von Phat is SO HOT!!!!
Von Phat by Forever-a-fan! May 6, 2008

von sexy 

A person usually found bound in what can only be described as "the sexiest of all pants" often german, these von sexy's usually have hair to a length that is directly proportional to their sexuality. Abreviation of "Von Sexypants"
That is one von sexy man right there.
Oh I just want to von sex you up!
von sexy by Wados April 25, 2006

Von Trier 

To skillfully market a mediocre product.

To be adept at handling (media and) other peoples expectations in a way that maker you appear better than you really are.
"Hey, I got an A+ on my essay!”

“What, but it was crap and full of errors?”

“Yeah but I von trierd it to the teacher by saying that it was a post-modern deconstruction of essay writing.”
Von Trier by shakaal July 19, 2009

Von-yelle 

Von-yelle is cool, laidback, and avoid confrontation as best as possible.

Being from New York and making crazy good beats makes this black man loveable!

He can make you smile for any reason.

Never a dull moment with Von. Sexy and best at everything!

Von is someone to keep in your life for the longest!
So I'm going to the studio tonight. Finna Von-yelle!
Von-yelle by vibrant89 February 9, 2010