SYSTEM UPDATE

A term used to trick players of RuneScape that the game is being updated, when it really isn't, causing spam and confusion.

<Person1> SYSTEM UPDATE
<Person2> really?????
<Person3> YES finally!!
<Person4> omg new skill pl0x
<Person5> i cant see any update

by SYSTEM UPDATE December 30, 2007

tori update

Slang for wanting a hung trap to violenetly, and repeatedly, violate your anus.

"Hey bro, you up for a tori update later today?"
"Sorry dude, but I had a scott revert earlier."

by sneedsous March 31, 2022

New Snapchat Update

The shittiest update in the history of mankind. It recks your brain so if you want a brain teaser open your snapchat and try to solve the puzzle. It is absolute crap and it's almost impossible to get back to your old snapchat

Friend: Hey did you see my story yesterday

Me: I couldn't even find my story talkless about viewing yours

Example 2;

''Yes I dont have the new snapchat update''

*exits snapchat*
15 mins later
*goes on snapchat*
*sees snapchat has updated*
*swipes left*
*swipes right*
*takes a selfie*
****dazed and confused ****
*kills himself*

by TheOnlyGardenHose February 13, 2018

iOS 14 Update

The Apple update that causes your back camera and your flashlight to stop working.

Ever since the iOS 14 Update was installed onto my phone, my back camera and flashlight refuse to work.

by Master Of Nations December 31, 2020

Nether Update

Alternative of Cave Update

Minecraft 1.16 is Nether Update, it's even better than Cave Update!

by RTX TOO POOR September 17, 2020

heavy update

something tht will never happends, is ridiculus to even think about happening

jim: Hey do you think that it will be ever possible for us to travel the speed of light?

carl: Thats heavy update.

by heavyweaponsguy January 23, 2021

Windows Update

The usual cause of DCS.

The latest Windows Update was supposed to be SP2. But it downdated several things, so I had to update them again.

by Downstrike September 14, 2004