Unitasking

What mothers, sales clerks and admin assistants have absolutely no possibility of ever trying. Ever.

Emma: Can you hold on a sec please, I'm trying to concentrate on this email to the president you asked me to compose.

Emma's boss: What? You think I pay you to sit around unitasking?!? I want all eight of these things done right now! Yesterday, in fact!

by Veranda Collingwood January 13, 2013

Unitarian

A liberally used derogatory comment in a poker game.

Player 1: "I'm all in"
Plater 2: "Fuckin unitarian!"

by Matt, Hal, Steve, Colin December 28, 2005

unitarian universalism

a church that has 8th graders buy condoms at cvs durind the lock-ins

im to gay for unitarian universalism

by jewsus April 19, 2005

unitary executive

a dictator and tyrant who cares not what the people think

George W. Bush has proclaimed himself the Unitary Executive.

by Brian Perkins December 14, 2008

Univarseman

A twitch streamer who has Norse blood, he raids, he pillages, he drinks, and speaks of other times in which he's raided, pillaged, and drank you can check it out at twitch.tv/Univarseman

Did you check out Univarseman's stream? It's hilarious!

by Univarseman May 14, 2017

unitard

Noun. A person who does something retarded due to cultural uniformity. Used especially to refer to Japanese people who do something incredibly stupid only because he/she has been culturally conditioned to think in the accepted, uniform manner.

Lisa: I found this new sushi place, and
Yuki: You can eat sushi?
John: Oh really? You know the only thing I like to eat is tuna.
Yuki: You can eat it? Raw fish?
Chris: Do they have any, what's it called, toro?
Yuki: You know sushi is raw fish, right? Can you eat it?
Lisa: You're such a unitard!!

by Hanenosuke July 28, 2008

Unitarded

A combination of the words Universal and Retarded. Unitarded refers to something that is retarded and happens at Universal Studios Orlando.

God that idea was unitarded.

by Fickey August 28, 2007