Umph

the characteristic in a person which makes you want to throw them on the bed and do all sorts of nasty things to them

I think that I will sleep with Tom tonight, he's just got that umph.

by Amanda Fuoco July 21, 2005

Umpa Lumpa Music

Loud Hispanic music with origins primarily in Mexico.

Check out that dude listening to the Umpa Lumpa Music.

by Comtula January 17, 2010

paramino benzoyl diaethyl amino aethanol umphydro chloricum

The longest word ever. Some sort of amino chemical compound. (There aren't actually spaces in this word but this website doesn't allow words over 40 characters long, even though words above 40 characters exsist).

My paramino benzoyl diaethyl amino aethanol umphydro chloricum are better than your paramino benzoyl diaethyl amino aethanol umphydro chloricum.

by Vyntse April 7, 2008

umpa lumpa

useless fat annoying bitch

my mates mother in law that cant walk properly

by Mark July 31, 2004

Umpa Lumpa

1. Orange, green haired dwarfs from the film 'Charlie and the chocolate factory'.

2. A girl with too much fake tan

3. Ann-Marie

Ann-Marie, u wearin 2 much fake tan you look like an umpa lumpa sort it out!

by Tony_UK_Geeza June 24, 2007

Umpa Lumpa

Freaky little orange dudes with green hair that work in a chocolate factory.

umpa lumpas scary me.

by Dude December 22, 2004

Umpa Lumpa

N. A giant sea turtle that when kissed by a fairy princess becomes a chicken leg. Once eaten and digested it becomes fesces. If the fesces is lucky enough to be spread onto a field of cocoa plants the plants will absorb the initial energy derived from swimming through the ocean for 200 years and will become an umpa lumpa plant. This plant must then go through a rigorous inspection process which enables only the stongest of umpa lumpa's to not be cast into the hog feed. Once through inspection, the umpa lumpa is given a host body and put to work in the cocoa factory.

The umpa lumpa is a carnivore.

by The Gentle Lion December 28, 2005