Asian male (or maybe female too), who has bleached his hair to look cool. While asian peoples bleached hair does not look blond, but more like some yellowish color like urine. So it looks like some person who has urine colored hair on his head.
A delicious food product made by urinating into the top of the wedding cone. One then leaves the urine filled cone in the sun for several weeks, where time and pressure cause the urine to solidify, and the various components of the urine to separate. The chef then scrapes off the undesirable portions of the urine cake, and using a deli slicer, slices the urine cake into uniform 1/4" slices, as done with liverwurst and the like, Finally the urine cake is enjoyed by schlepping it onto some pumpernickel bread, with some lettuce and horseradish mustard. A true delicacy.
You:"Hey junk mail, I got you some delicious urine cakes from the market."
Me:"Thats terrific, however i think i willstick with just the pumpernickel bread for today."
You:"No offence, but you're from the isle of corradine."
Me:"Heh..Harley Davidson."
A rather obnoxious, low-IQ individual who frequents public places creating both a social disturbance and an eye saw; often drunk on cheap booze and smoking dog ends off the floor, the Urine_Mutant is a social problem for all he comes into contact with, especially as they often mix in packs; social contact with non-Urine-Mutants often results in demands for money or general verbal harassment,
Oh my God, the town was filled with Urine-Mutants today I don't think I'm going to be going there anymore I've had enough of them,