Tweet-Watcher

A Tweet-watcher is someone who stays logged in to twitter all day but never tweets. Instead they watch to see what everyone else has to say. If someone catches their attention they may reply out of the blue.

Me: what you doing?
friend: nothin, just on twitter
Me: wait, but you havent tweeted all day
friend: yea i know
Me: damn tweet-watcher

by biglots_2 July 29, 2011

paper tweet

A tweet that decieves your followers into thinking you are at one place, when you are actually at another place, or doing something, having something (etc), when you are doing the opposit.

Paper tweet, off to Hawaii! (But in reality he is just staying at homes playing video games).

by ryanwarmwater October 10, 2011

flatpancakess tweet

Tweets with quite unexpected content, but never surprising ones, AKA pancakes0405 tweet. Most tweeted by twitter user flatpancakess but there are some instances where other people have been seen tweeting a flatpancakess tweet.

Now, this is a flatpancakess tweet.

by coffeebutcold December 4, 2020

grand petty theft

the act of stealing a large amount of inexpensive things

Johnny stole 5,000 Baby Ruth bars last night--that's a grand petty theft if I've ever seen one!

by papa lech March 2, 2010

The Grand Theft Auto

A sexual act made famous by the Grand Theft Auto video game series where a man picks up a prostitute, pays her for her services, and then runs her over in the car he picked her up in and retrieves his spent money.

Steve: Why is your Benjamin red?

Dan: I performed the Grand Theft Auto last night and couldn't get the blood out of the money

by Charlie T. July 21, 2016

Send Tweet

Something you put at the end of your tweet when you're fully aware that your tweet could be a controversial opinion

"Liking ass is even grosser than liking feet send tweet"

by Niggaball February 1, 2020

Grand Theft Auto 5

A game that defines a generation. One of the best games of the last decade which is still played by millions of gamers. GTA Online firstly introduced multiplayer to Grand Theft Auto series, which is intersting to play with your friends. It has a great story as well, a little bit racist, a lot of memes, some inside jokes and some great looking strippers. It is a master piece, a trully open-world game together with Minecraft and Skyrim.

What have you played yestarday? Of couse, Grand Theft Auto 5

by DankWarrior703 March 21, 2020