Tweed

A self-centered, arrogant, and/or generally narcissistic person who believes they are better than everyone else because of money, status, intelligence, or age even though they didn't have work for it. Most prevalent in spoiled rich kids hence the name tweed. Often have fragile egos and a superiority complex. A prime example is Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter series.

Person A: Wow, you shop at Goodwill? Eww! I ONLY buy the most fashionable clothes and finest Gucci products. Unlike YOU, I don't NEED hand-me-downs.
Person B: Ok damn chill out. Fuckin' tweed.

by Lynden Spider February 19, 2021

Tweed

A Tweed is an (otherwise) dweeb who smokes weed. The tweed may have niche interests and or know a lot, but they also know how to have a good time!

Did that nerd just spark a spliff? (Scoff) What a tweed!

Shut up Kyle, YOU'RE the tweed!

Lol ur mom's a tweed.

8=====D

by cockprancer May 11, 2019

JACKSON TWEED

SUPER DOPE hockey player yoOOOOOO!

That dude was a JACKSON TWEED!

by JACSON TED June 1, 2018

Tweed moment

Tweed moment is when someone makes excuses for no reason at all.

"oh i dont wanna do that " other party yells "tweed moment!"

by okekumatribeboss August 3, 2023

Tweed Skirt

An uptight overprotective helicopter mom.

Mom's being a real tweed skirt about my screen time.

by Fraz Von Hoffer May 24, 2019

Tweed

A dough bag/moron

That guy is such a Tweed.

by Number Llama December 31, 2021

loathsome tweed

I slippery old twat that sucks dick for a living.

Omg did you see that loathsome tweed sucking of that hobo last night

by Dr suck my dick February 26, 2014