tit trumpeteer

A female, or obese man, who plays the trumpet best with their breasts. Pressing their breasts together at mad speeds creates enough air at the right frequency to both blow air through the trumpet and push the keys.

Mary received an A in band after displaying what a good tit trumpeteer she was.

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

trumpeteering

The simple act of making America great again.

American voters have decided to start trumpeteering, instead of sticking with the recent US Government trend of international buttersnap-shitfuckery.

by Nagromnaedhcrub February 5, 2017

Trumpcare

1) Obamacare with Trump's name slapped on it with his gold label maker

Or
2) A plan that would only benefit Trump's rich friends in the medical industry that give the Trump Foundation lots of donations and stay in his hotels

Thanks to Trumpcare, I'm living in a new cardboard house because I went in debt trying to pay for cough medicine.

by UndergroundEd42 February 8, 2017

trumpeter

Noun: Finger it, blow it, and make it scream.

John's a real trumpeter, that thing's screamin' it's bell off.

by a trumpeter July 27, 2007

Trumpathetic

1. Expecting praise or reward for a poor attempt at a job.

2. Having an exaggeratedly high, or deluded opinion of oneself.

AskingJapanese PM to nominate you for the Nobel Peace Prize is trumpathetic.

by Reecesophoc February 17, 2019

Trumpinate

1-When two ignorant people breed.
2- When 1st cousins reproduce

Morgan: THOSE two are dating? Gross. Before you know it they’ll Trumpinate

by Scottward Wriggleberry June 16, 2019

Trumpface

Trumpface is a form of theatrical make-up used predominantly by political satire performers to portray or parody 45th U.S. President Donald Trump.
Trumpface is similar to blackface in that the subject changes the appearance of their skin color and often uses a wig as well. It is usually done by using bronzer or a spray-tan to tone one's face similar to Donald Trump's complexion, and is paired with a blond colored wig reminiscent of his trademark hairstyle.
Trumpface has been seen to be used commonly by Saturday Night Live's Alec Baldwin in many of their political sketches, and has also most notably been seen to be used by Jimmy Fallon, as well as Jeff Trachta.

This Halloween, I went to a party in Trumpface and yelled about how China is killing us in trade.

by bigheadu October 30, 2017