Tristan Thompson

A term for an aggressive basketballer who plays like he's 7'5" but is actually a midget. Also the name for the current Cleveland Cavalier's 6'9" Center.

Zeke: "IMMA DUNK ALL OVER YA!!!!"

Matt: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD ARE YOU DOING?!"
Zeke: "I'm pulling off THE FAMED 'TRISTAN THOMPSON!' "
Matt: "Like DUNKING OVER 5 PEOPLE when YOU'RE JUST 5'7"?!!"
Zeke: "Yea BOI!!!!"

(Zeke gets blocked anyways)

by splashnsmash8000 May 18, 2017

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Tristan

Tristan is just pure amazing. You would have to be one of the luckiest females alive to be the one who gets to hold him. He is perfect in every way possible. He will make your day no matter what the problem may be. He will treat you so well even if you might be getting annoyed at him, which is very rare. Words can't describe the love between Tristan and (random name) Emily, it's just incredible. Tristan is funny, hot, nice, happy, sexy, wonderful, awesome, amazing, cute, fun, romantic, epic and every single other word to do with awesomeness. Everybody loves Tristan. <3

Emily - Omg i just met this really awesome guy!

Random - Was it Tristan?

Emily - yes 0.0

(<2)

by QueenEmi14 February 4, 2010

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Tristan Prettyman

Totally hot singer/songwriter from San Diego. Used to be a Roxy model and surfer. Now she just sings in her sultry voice and strums on her sexy guitar.

Tristan Prettyman is love.

by vj15 October 6, 2008

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Post coitem omne animal triste est

A latin phrase meaning, "After sex, every animal is sad."

Curious man: That rhino just had sex, why is it frowning?
Bald-headed man: Post coitem omne animal triste est!
Curious man: Oh, I guess your right.

by PD2 February 12, 2006

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tristan

masculine by definition, weak by choice. love and hate with unity. difficult to figure out, so don't try. he'll show only what he want you to see, so look deeper. he can read people by their body language, what they say and facial expression. seeks love for completion. he's ambitious, funny,arrogant, protective, very passionate in everything he expresses. aggressive but gentle, faïencent but brut all at the same damn time.he they like to make points and don't care too much for details. seems out of control, but be careful they calculate even irrational behavior. he'll tell you the truth to the best of his wisdom.

tristan equals boss.kira sereste

by bestchoice April 2, 2013

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For girls it mean a super cute hottie, a girl that is smart and very funny. A caring friend and is willing to help out when your in need. Someone very special to have as a friend.

Wow! She is such an awesome person. I think she's a Tristin!

by Someone who cares :) November 21, 2011

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