you broke my tree, bitch

A quote from a video on the internet in which two girls start a fist fight over an argument on MySpace. They fall into a small tree in front of someone's house and the owner proceeds to yell "you broke my tree, bitch" It has been used on the internet as to be said by a 3rd person while 2 people are fighting about something nonsensical.

Person 1: Why did you delete me on MySpace?
Person 2: I hate you
Person 3: You broke my tree, bitch

by joey schneider August 9, 2007

treebra

A bra that has mysteriously ended up in a tree or shrub. The ownership, or circumstances of how the bra got to its location are almost never known.

I was driving to work, and I saw a treebra in my friend's yard.

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

miss tree

Miss Tree, is what you you search all your life for Answer To. She will confound you ,make you feel like an idiot ,Amaze & confuse you.Most of all she will make you learn what is important & to listen carefully so as to not make a complete fool of yourself
. She is the greatest Miss Tree you will ever find ,Make sure you don't screw it up.

Person 1.I finally found my Miss Tree, I hope I don't behave like an idiot and lose her.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

out of ones tree

To be extremely drunk or inebriated.

I was out of my tree last night!
<name> is out of his fucking tree!

by ^MisterJingo^ December 18, 2003

tree sluts

This is the name for people that love all trees. They are people who are overwhelmingly attracted to trees and climb into their crotches every chance they get. Also skiers and snowboarders who can't stay out of the trees, and opt for a tree run every chance they get. Also Arborists who spend all waking hours climbing in and thinking about trees.

Ex. Have you heard of the company "We Love Trees"? Yeah, they a bunch of "tree sluts".

Ex. Where did Jane and Billy go I haven't seen them on the slopes? Those two are a couple of "tree sluts" they've been skiing in the trees all day.

Ex. What are Arborists? They are basically "tree sluts"

by TreePimp January 5, 2023

Dick tree

Best. Jeopardy!. Moment. Ever.

“I know nothing about a dick tree" - Alex Trebek

by jln October 12, 2017

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.

Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"

Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"

Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"

by THE REAL JULIA June 21, 2006