Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).

Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!

Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!

Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)

by Joyeuse May 13, 2008

Great Deku Tree

Weed that is so incredibly effective that it makes everything around you look like Legend of Zelda.

We were puffin on that Great Deku Tree and 5 minutes later I was tearing up in the pool thinking it was the water temple.
Zelda Weed Link Stoned High Dank

by Jeffenweiser June 8, 2013

Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!

An idiom used to tell someone to get the fuck out.
Popularized by Doc, the old bar owner in The Boondock Saints, during the scene leading up to the bar fight with the Russian Mafia. Doc, who suffers from tourettes, commonly stutters and, therefore, mixes sayings (such as "People in glass houses sink ships"). Doc, who wants the Russian Mafia to gtfo, tells asks: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"

NOTE: In order to sound authentic the quote must me said in an Irish accent

Nic:"You're such a douchebag."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"

by dancesinblood1 October 17, 2011

Valentine's Day Tree

A tree one displays in one's living room in the middle of February. Generally, very similar to a Christmas tree, but much drier. Ideally decorated with small scraps of tinsel, but having a complete set of Christmas ornaments is acceptable. An alternate method of display is to lay it on its side in the front yard.

The proper method of celebrating a Valentine's Day Tree is to stay at least 3 feet away from it and not make eye contact.

A 4th of July tree is very similar, only with brown needles instead of green.

"Welcome to my place. Uh, please ignore the Valentine's Day Tree. It won't mind"

by Al Benedict February 5, 2008

Dick tree

Something you might call a lead guitarist of a Canadian rock band from the 70s and who may or may not be a drunk male prostitute.

Ricky: “You got enough money? here’s another dollar .36 there ‘dick tree’.
Alex: “Can’t believe I’m picking this stuff up...”

by Captain Crink August 8, 2019

Dollar Tree

a lot of the stuff they have actually works contrary to popular beliefs they food you should be skeptical of but the snacks like chips and popcorn are on-point the cleaning supplies are a deep discount, c'mon damn near a gallon of bleach for $1 that's baller my g or the fabuloso or trash bags

Dollar Tree- Trial Size Quality, Solid and used by many--- the notebooks which trachers tell ypu to buy have pages some of which are of shitty quality

Just think of it as a playground for One Dolla' Balla's Pimps and Playas from the Himalayas

by stackmeup240 March 29, 2020

talked me down out of my tree

This is an old phrase that has become condesed and reversed in the original meaning. Originally to be in a tree was to be stuck somewhere mentally, emotionally or situationally that you could not easily escape from on your own. The proverbial cat stuck in a tree that the proverbial fireman needs to rescue. Of course, cats are perfectly capable of getting out of trees, which is why we do not see many cat skeletons in trees. However, it is not uncommon to see a fellow human, so distraught be whatever is affecting them, they they have lost their way and cannot see a way out. Proverbially, they are stuck in a tree and need someone to talk them down, out of their tree.

My life had dust gone insane, fortunately Jimmy came over and talked me down, out of my tree.

Beck: Sarah Palin "talked me down out of my tree" after my "one moment of real fear"

by Thralkhar April 18, 2017