rusty torpedo

When your ex girlfriend leave behind her dildo and you proceed to use it on your next girlfriend.

Gina came over last night and I gave her Olivia's rusty torpedo!

by Captain Backhand August 8, 2006

photon torpedo

Weapon carried by Federation starships, mostly used for blowing up Klingons.

Photon torpedos, fire!- Kirk, Picard, Janeway, etc..

by Andz August 8, 2005

ass torpedo

When you yell FIRE IN THE HOLE.. ANd ram your cock up your ladies ass..

I gave jen an ass torpedo and she moaned like a mother fucker

by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006

toryed

To have been knocked out by a much stronger guy whose girlfriend you had slept with and pissed your pants

DUDE! Mike got toryed by john. Maybe he shouldn't of fucked John's girl.

by Ratneer February 23, 2010

torpedo turd

A (usually large) turd that lands head first in the drain part of the toilet, half of it already disappearing into the drain.

I started the day with a perfect torpedo turd and launched that baby right out to sea. I am the Captain of the Bathroom!

by ia52601 April 28, 2014

brown torpedo

when you stand over a sleeping person and take a shit on their face.

that brown torpedo hit my face and splattered.

by blockrader August 22, 2009

sloppy torpedo

while engaging in anal intercourse, after the male ejaculates, he does not pull out and instead pees in recievers butt.

i gave that stupid slut a sloppy torpedo last night, she loved it!

by christopher e. cole February 7, 2005