The second best insult to be used on a city boy or hockey player. Indicates they are both soft (like a tootsie roll) and gay (like a fruit cup). Thus calling them soft and gay in one phrase. As seen in Letterkenny problems on Youtube, a series of comedy skits about small town life problems.
The first best insult is ten ply.
The first best insult is ten ply.
Guy 1- Ladies love the flow, bro.
Guy 2-Buddy the only thing ladies love is when you quit talking.
Guy 1 - What'd you say.
Guy 2- You heard me. Buddy your softer than a "tootsie roll fruit cup"
Guy 2-Buddy the only thing ladies love is when you quit talking.
Guy 1 - What'd you say.
Guy 2- You heard me. Buddy your softer than a "tootsie roll fruit cup"
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Dude, I banged a saber-toothed tiger this weekend. She popped her teeth out, blew me and then gave me some milk and cookies after we finished up in the sack.
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Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.
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1. During sexual intercourse, the moment when the man's penis slips out of the woman's vagina and passes against the anus. He proceeds to slide it in without any objection. He is now performing anal sex, & strolling down her brown hole.
2. Casual anal sex
1. During sexual intercourse, the moment when the man's penis slips out of the woman's vagina and passes against the anus. He proceeds to slide it in without any objection. He is now performing anal sex, & strolling down her brown hole.
2. Casual anal sex
Trevor: Man, had a really great night with my girlfriend last night.
Alex: Sounds lame, Trev.
Trevor: No, dude. She finally take that Tootsie Roll Stroll.
Alex: Damn, T. Great night indeed!
Alex: Sounds lame, Trev.
Trevor: No, dude. She finally take that Tootsie Roll Stroll.
Alex: Damn, T. Great night indeed!
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Used to describe a vagina, given that when looked at sideways, it resembles an angry gremlin with no teeth.
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