Tortoise

Tortoises are horrible, disgusting abominations ruled by the tyrant Presidant of the United Testudines of America, Donald J. Tortoise. These horrid BEAST where once peaceful with the turtles and terrapins, until they suddenly attacked, why they did this is still unknown, but Presidant Donald Tortoise is proven to be a part of it by Queen Turtahl IV of the TU/Testudine Kingdom's spy's. Hopefully someday the Turtles will successfully rise against these terrible tyrants. The shibe in the gif by the way, the tortoise is taking it as a slave.

Tortoises must all burn in hell as they are corrupted far to much to ever make peace. Turtles and terrapins are godly!

by Hi, I'm Steve May 9, 2018

Tortoiseshell

A breed of cat that usaully has brown black and orange patches all over them.

Venus the Two Faced cat is a beautiful tortoiseshell

by Poptart Rat January 25, 2019

Tortoise

Woman 60 years plus on the hunt for younger man.

She is a tortoise, her new boyfriend is 22 and she is 63

by crimson2435chin123 July 8, 2020

Tortoise

A name given to the species usopp

"My new pet usopp (a tortoise)"

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

Tortoise

THE MOST BADASS ANIMAL ON THE PLANET. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A LIVING TANK.

"Damn do you see that guy over there who owns a tortoise?"
"Fucking badass"

by LiverGiver February 11, 2021

Tortoiseun

The act of being slow.

You are being extremely tortoiseun!

by SipdarmaanBahaSimpson June 10, 2021

Tortoise Tank

The new tank used for afghanistan

Send the tortoise tank

by GayUlio October 18, 2021