A short, fat, cookie-monster-humping closet-dweller who blames illegible handwriting on his tiny hands.
by False Buttocks May 21, 2021
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Jill husband doug's tiny cock (1 inch soft, 3.2 inch hard) is totally useless and unfuckable by any woman. As a level 3 cuckold doug - is NEVER PERMITTED inside her pussy OR any other woman. Jill requires him to wear women's panties as an unmistakeable message to anyone that his tiny little boy cock does not deserve to be in a real man's undies.
by Jills cuckold doug June 20, 2006
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(N.) The ability to get every single person within earshot to sing along to a particular song whenever said song is heard, sung, or hummed. Derived from the Elton John song "Tiny Dancer." Other famous examples include "Bohemian Rhapsody," "Carry On, My Wayward Son," and the Super Mario Bros theme song.
The Tiny Dancer effect is put to use:
Serial killer: Any last words?
*Tiny Dancer starts playing*
Serial killer and victim: Blue jean baby/L.A. lady...
Serial killer: Any last words?
*Tiny Dancer starts playing*
Serial killer and victim: Blue jean baby/L.A. lady...
by Myxamatosis May 14, 2010
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An example of one with tiny hands would be our newly elected president Donald Trump
An example of one with tiny hands would be our newly elected president Donald Trump
Frank: Oh wow! Dude! That guy has tiny hands!
Tom: Yeah. You know that means he has another tiny body part.
Frank: His hands are almost as small as Donald Trump's!
Tom: No they are not! No one's hands are that small.
Tom: Yeah. You know that means he has another tiny body part.
Frank: His hands are almost as small as Donald Trump's!
Tom: No they are not! No one's hands are that small.
by dareadhead January 22, 2017
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man: sorry, i can't come into the office today.
boss: and why is that?
man: ... i think i may have tiny vega.
boss: oh, dear lord. of course, you get back when you are ready.
boss: and why is that?
man: ... i think i may have tiny vega.
boss: oh, dear lord. of course, you get back when you are ready.
by frankiefool17 September 20, 2007
Get the tiny vega mug.The Tiny Oriental Posse commonly referred to as TOP gang is a Vietnamese street gang originating from Westminster, CA (Little Saigon) in the 1990's with a offset in Salt Lake City, UT consisting of mostly Laotian members. This gang is known for its reputable violent crimes throughout Orange County, CA with active members found to be as young as 13 years old. They adopted the Pittsburgh Pirates logo which stands for Posse and the numbers "709" which spells out TOP along with the color black as their gang color, other sets have adopted red as their gang color. Rival gangs are known to be Nip Family, Dragon Family and King Cobra Boys.
by ocweekly April 27, 2011
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Kathryn: My new pronoun is Piggimus Prime. I demand you say it or you'll be turned into the authorities.
Justin: Stop being so fucking tiny tim lame.
Kathryn:......
Justin: Ummm I think your leg just fell off.
Kathryn: My new pronoun is Piggimus Prime. I demand you say it or you'll be turned into the authorities.
Justin: Stop being so fucking tiny tim lame.
Kathryn:......
Justin: Ummm I think your leg just fell off.
by Turdleston January 8, 2020
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