Telekillnesis

The ability to kill another person with your mind.

Omg, did you hear that Kira has telekillnesis? She totally killed her ex’s entire family with her mind.

by Bartholomew11 November 5, 2018

Telekinutis

The ability to makes one's self orgasm using only the mind

"Last night i had a wet dream"
"That is the power of telekinutis

by Rustin Jogers December 2, 2018

Timekeeper Cookie

She time travels. She would be one to wake everyone up on christmas day at exactly 6:00 am. She loves portals. She is like the mad hatter.

You’re such a timekeeper cookie!

by livelaughidiots December 30, 2021

Frank Walker from National Tiles...................

Frank Walker from national tiles is a legendary Australian businessman and entrepreneur who capitaves the national audience by screaming *Hello* in the most mind blowing voice ever that the entire fucking country of Australia puts their lives down and rushes over to Woolloongabba for 50% all concrete floor and wall tilings.

Hello.......................... Frank Walker From National tiles....................
This week only.......................
I'm divorcing my wife and committing a double murder suicide...............
So rush in quick before all tiles are gone in the annual Spring Stocktake Sale.
Only
At

National

Tiles
84 Annerley Road Woolloongabba.......................

by Grevoble May 18, 2021

tilke

A bad ass boss lady

That girl is a tilke.

by timeless tim April 11, 2015

Telekinesis

The superpower and ability to Manipulate objects with your mind alone, If you go insane just try to Destroy the whole world you'll most likely die from exploding your brain anyway

I have Telekinesis, I'm going to destroy all of Seattle!

by Neon_Nebula76 May 26, 2016

Tilen

Tilen is slovenian name it stands for a Niger midget who is very fat girls don't notice him or his microscopic dick

Tilen is a nigga

by Diopiodadfa November 22, 2021