thonk

when a man staddles a woman's torso and slaps her face with his semi-erect penis

I like to thonk your wife before I bang her.

by jose April 22, 2005

Twonk

A term used to define those 40-something men who decide that they like the feel of Lycra next to their skin whilst imagining they're Bradley Wiggins astride their Pinarellos and Cervelos as they cruise the lanes and byways of every county on a weekend. AKA cyclists or MAMIL's (Middle-aged men in Lycra)

Annabel was late for her luncheon appointment at the Nags Head. Upon arrival her chums quizzed her as to the lateness of her arrival and the beetroot-like complexion of her face. She replied "I've spent half a bloody hour stuck behind a dozen ghastly Twonks in their day-glo costumes on their Raleigh Choppers with absolutely no thought for us poor 4x4 drivers! I need a G&T times two and make it swift"

by Top Floor Geezer October 20, 2013

twonk

The act of a woman inserting a nipple inside a partner's asshole

My twonk game too stronk

by kingdequanexvjr January 22, 2015

thonker

The act of slapping one's penis against the forehead of the person who just performed oral sex on you to remove any jizz left in the shaft of the penis.

I always like giving her the thonker so cum doesn't drip on my underware after I zip up.

by redlight hack January 17, 2013

Twonk

A fat twink. A homosexual male who wears clothes 2 sizes too small. Is usually a bottom, with bleached hair, and listens to basic pop music. Would be considered a twink but lacks the heroin sheik body.

until his gastric bypass EJ Johnson was a twonk.

by NinaboninaAbdujibarBrown June 6, 2018

twonked

1.used to describe something which has been changed or modified from its original version while remaining essentially the same in nature. 2.something altered without being made into something new.

randomnewb: çool story bro

veteran: why is your c twonked newb?

by sporeo March 15, 2010

TWONKING

When a fat bitch be twerkin

"Damn, what she doing?"
"That fat bitch?"
"Yeah"
"She's TWONKING"
"What's 'twonking' "
"When a fat bitch twerks"

by Basednigga August 29, 2014