Friday the thirteenth

Friday the thirteenth is the best day you could ever have lived through... the only night that you can wake up, knowing that you have just been raped by a demon

God! Tonight is Friday the thirteenth! Well, see you if I live.

by Small-pp-boi September 13, 2019

thirteened

to be thirteened... two younger girls 'hooking up' with an older boy during a surprise suduction attack. (made after the movie thirteen from the scene at "lifeguard boys" house.)

marcin walks into cindy's room, where her and lily are; after marcin is asked if he wants to be thirteened, lily&cindy begin to seduce marcin & continues into a make-out session.

by LGCBFH February 15, 2007

thirteenty

The number 130. It comes after twelfty-nine.

You can't drive at thirteenty MPH and not crash.

by Songtone August 4, 2007

thirteenthirtyseven

text representation of 1337 or l33T (see also elite)

stan: "man that was fuxxing awexome!"
paul: "ha dude, you're speaking like you're online! how thirteenthirtyseven of you!"

by markyG February 15, 2006

thirteenth button

Old military training film euphemism for a condom.

Don't forget to button your thirteenth button when on shore leave.

by G D Hetz November 12, 2007

THIRTEENTH-FLOORED

To isolate yourself somewhere above everyone and hate on everyone below you.

Over the events of the day and completely thirteenth-floored

by Shredhead5280 October 5, 2019

thirteencontent

best amazing tik toker and editer ever.

thirteencontent is the best tik tok editor ever!

by Patty Watty Matty June 25, 2021