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MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR

Viral video of a jar of mayonnaise going up an escalator with a guy singing a song for said mayonnaise
MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR

ITS GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER
by mayonnaisegod5555 December 7, 2023
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Escalation

The act of escaling in rapid succession
Hey Tod I heard you where escaling yesterday

Yeah man it really took me out I get super excited from escalation
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Escalative

Adj. describes a noun that escalates something.
"You shouldn't hang out with bill he is very escalative."

"Remember that roller coaster is very escalative.
by xReggeSharkx November 29, 2017
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that escalated 3

that escalated quickly — when a scenario goes from relatively calm or innocuous to out of hand and intense.
alam mo, tangina mo. (to keiji)

() hala gago?

anyare?

that escalated 3.
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Escalator Friends

Being a friend not just a fan

Someone who is a person, friend, or acquaintance enough to the point of recognition in the brief passing

Not necessarily by name but at least recognition.

If ignored then the relationship is one sided

Just a fan not a friend
**you are at least escalator friends:

Person to husband of couple: Ope howzit?

The husband: ope!

The significant other: who’s that?

Husband: oh just the guy from the place

**Not even escalator friends

Pesron who thought u all was friends to couple: hey! How’s ur car! You still work at that place? Hello?? Hi!

*ignored*

Significant other to husband: he knows so much about you who’s that?

Husband: I have no idea
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Escalated Whore

A cum bucket who is overly expressive about being a whore. They will go from posting nudes to trying to smash every guy in school.
Sara is such an escalated whore. She basically fucked all my friends, guys AND girls.
by DaNK_d0Gg3rrINo April 6, 2017
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escalator parrot

A person that gets right behind you when on an escalator.
God I felt like a pirate going down the escalator with that escalator parrot over my shoulder.
by DAVnCHAINS April 22, 2018
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