Golden Escalator

Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.

If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
by Pi Ke October 02, 2022
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Golden Escalator

Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.

If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
by Pi Ke October 02, 2022
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An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 24, 2022
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Escalator Friends

Being a friend not just a fan

Someone who is a person, friend, or acquaintance enough to the point of recognition in the brief passing

Not necessarily by name but at least recognition.

If ignored then the relationship is one sided

Just a fan not a friend
**you are at least escalator friends:

Person to husband of couple: Ope howzit?

The husband: ope!

The significant other: who’s that?

Husband: oh just the guy from the place

**Not even escalator friends

Pesron who thought u all was friends to couple: hey! How’s ur car! You still work at that place? Hello?? Hi!

*ignored*

Significant other to husband: he knows so much about you who’s that?

Husband: I have no idea…
by Iakona808 May 29, 2024
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Lateral escalation

Utilizing a coworker of similar rank to deceptively escalate customer service complaints for issues in which you have exhausted all legitimate excuses to satisfy a disgruntled customer.
Tom, this Buyer is furious and emailing me constantly, I need lateral escalation assistance to get him off my ass.
by The judge 1903 July 08, 2016
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Escalator

moving staircase consisting of an endlessly circulating belt of steps driven by a motor, which conveys people between the floors of a public building.
by smidley October 08, 2017
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escalator

escalators are fucking stupid
by zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuena May 02, 2020
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