Woodpecker

A girl that just kisses the tip of the penis instead of actually sucking

Jenna was a woodpecker she bent down and gave it a little kiss

by Tiny_dancer86 March 22, 2022

Woodpecker

When you're getting a handy and your kid walks in and says there's a woodpecker in your bed.

Oh my god dad.... There's a woodpecker under your sheets.

by drylipspuckerlips June 23, 2018

Woodpecker

A female that sucks men off well

I met this gyal last night, she was a real woodpecker!

Your girl is a woodpecker!

by BandoBenji June 5, 2020

woodpecker

a type of bird that will peck on your doorbell for no reason at all

woodpecker is at my door, i should probably answer it

by Xeries July 20, 2024

Woodpecking

Where a strap-on is worn on the head in order to penetrate their sexual partner.

Michelle: Barack tried woodpecking on me last night, now he has whiplash!

by Russel bennet February 1, 2017

Woodpecker

The act of performing vaginal or anal sex solely using dildo headgear apparatus. For maximum effectiveness, your hands must be tied behind your back while mimicking the habits of a woodpecker.

Last night my girl gushed like a fountain while performing the woodpecker on her!!

by Wolverines53 November 3, 2019

The Crusty Woodpecker

A sex act in which the Male must have a penis head covered in dry, crusty semen (see Dick Cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners vagina. The male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to Woody the Woodpecker.

"Yeah man, gave her The Crusty Woodpecker last night"
"You what?!?"

by WiseOldSilverback October 4, 2016