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Plant the bluegills in the garden

Verb. Hide or conceal evidence or contraband somewhere.
The PoPo comin at us! Plant the bluegills in the garden then let's lay low for a while!
by Terry Bad Ice March 30, 2017
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Sold up the garden path

This seems to be a mixture of "led down the garden path" (meaning misled) and "sold up the river" (meaning "handed over to law enforcement", slang derived from the fact that Sing-Sing state prison is "up the (Hudson?) river" from New York City).
The enthusiastic young first-time buyer was led down the garden path by the unscrupulous used-car salesman.

The entire gang that pulled off the bank heist was sold up the river by the getaway driver after he was picked up and interrogated the next day.
by Mark Caruso September 16, 2005
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The Garden

gahr-dn noun
1. a plot of ground, usually near a house, where flowers, shrubs, vegetables, fruits, or herbs are cultivated.
2. a move when during sexual intercourse with three people one partner sticks a hand in the girls vagina and another partner in her ass, and a high five is initiated in between.
X: Dude that was so hardcore last night.
Y: Yeah we gardened that girl so hard she's in the hospital and had to get stiches.
X: SHITTTT! I don't even think the Garden is legal in Texas.
by Jesus599 March 24, 2010
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The Garden Fresh Special

Unlimited soup, salad, and poop lunch at the Olive Garden.
Marie ordered the garden fresh special at the Olive Garden, before seeing Hitch.
by Don Everest April 7, 2005
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The Gardener

"Plant a seed in her dirt hole and see what grows"

After a morning fuck session following a one night stand, you big spoon her while your dick recovers for another round. While recovering, you let it slip in her ass so she doesn't realize it till its too late. At this point, she either digs it or she bolts...either way, you win.
Travis was done messing with the broad, she needed to leave or let him put it in her ass so he gave her "the gardener"
by awac March 19, 2009
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The Guardian News

Man who fucked his girl on camera for money
DID YOU SEE THE NEWS! IT WAS A GAURDIAN NEWSPAPER!!! He fucked his girl. I can’t believe The Guardian News Exists. It’s supposed to guard you from porn stars
by The Guardian Newspaper May 26, 2021
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work the garden

The act of tending to your herb, or otherwise, toking the reefer.
"Nah I'm just gonna stay here and surf... work the garden."
-Mathew McConaughey. Surfer Dude (movie)
by the most sly of johns February 4, 2009
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