dead

What happens when your cells stop having sex.

Cell: Oh noes! I can't reproduce.

Captain Obvious to the rescue!!!

Captain Obvious: YOU ARE DEAD!

by ihatelifemorethanyou January 9, 2010

dead

boring as all hell

this place is dead....lets go to a punk rawk show instead...hey, i rhymed a little.....ha....

by hairy armpits are attacking my head! August 10, 2003

deaded

To open someone's text/snapchat but not reply, to leave someone on read.

Similar to ghosted, but doesn't have to imply that the person is trying to avoid/get rid of you.

It was used in the mid-2000's as a way of saying 'to reject' in general, but has made a comeback (at least in Upstate NY) most likely due to social media/snapchat.

1.
Tyler- She opened my snap 2 minutes ago, you think she's gonna answer?
Luke- Nah man she for sure deaded ur ass.

2.
Sarah- She sent me such a bitchy text. What should I say back?
Becca- Nothing, just dead her.

by anonymous November 20, 2020

dead

when someone fucking dies

Bill: ur mom gay
Will: ur mom dead
Bill: *cries*

by x2cro1ssant April 26, 2021

Dead

When the situation doesn't really matter, it isn’t important anymore to you

Bro its dead don't even worry about it anymore

There is no purpose talking about it because its dead

by Kenn3002 December 18, 2019

Dead

When something is shit

Someone: "LOOK THERES A FIGHT!"
Me: "Thats a dead fight"

by Impearling November 7, 2021

Dead

To define something or someone being dead, a superior Paul Hunt has to give word of it or them being dead. He will usually play with the thing and then give a verdict. This is only used in most severe cases.

*a Paul Hunt plays Fortnite* Paul Hunt: “Fortnite is dead”

by NooberPK November 8, 2018