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fuckstick textington

someone who is text messaging on their cell phone and pretending to have a conversation with you and acting like they are listening to you plus probably texting shit about you to someone
two friends are commuting somewhere the one who is driving says hey do you want stop at the store real quick. the passenger is texting on his phone ignoring everything around him being a fuckstick textington
by slick over weight willy October 15, 2013
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bullet texting

Intentionally sending multiple short text messages all on the same line of thought or point in rapid succession. Often times this is done when the point could be made in one message, but is instead spanned out over 5-7 quick messages of 1-3 words each. Can be immensely frustrating, as new messages stream in while the recipient attempts to respond.
(Bullet texting conversation)
Person 1: Hey
Person 1: What's goin on
Person 1: Anything?
Person 1: Was thinking of getting food
Person 1: You hungry?

Person 2: Yeah, I could go for some food. Where you wanna eat?

Person 1: Idk
Person 1: maybe wendy's
Person 1: but whatever's fine
Person 1: You?
by ZakTheDJ March 19, 2009
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texting person

someone (most probably emotionally unavailable) who relies on electronic forms of communication with other people...sometimes even afraid to talk on the phone...perhaps someone who wants to hide something (e.g. beaing a cheater)
Please do not text me, I am not a texting person. Can you please call me when you are ffree?
by Bartholomew78 January 2, 2012
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texting stutter

When you try to type a word multiple times and you keep hitting the wrong letters and your auto-correct refuses to help you.
During texting:

Me: "deinstitutklajflk"
Me: "deinstidkjlakfl"
Me: "deinstitutionallkdjfioj"
Me: "DEINSTITUTIONALIZATION!"

Bob: Wow- what a texting stutter.
by unicorns4lyfe February 17, 2014
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Teising

A completlely useless and dissappointing performance.
Yo nigga why you be teising like dat
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myspace teasing

When a girl on myspace posts up slutty or very hot pictures that any guy will love to see, She puts the picture as her default, and than she sets them to private so that no one can see them.
Dude 1: Dude did you see the pictures she posted up on myspace last night?

Dude 2: Yea, too bad she set them to private though.

Dude 1: Yea, the bitch is just myspace teasing.
by kw525362 March 26, 2009
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Last Resort For Texting

A.K.A. as LRFT. Usually, when you have no one else to text, so you text the only person you'd usually never text.
Jake: Man last night, I was so effin' bored at Wal Mart, I texted the lonely girl Hannah, man she's such a lrft.

Josh: Last night I heard the I was a lrft or a Last Resort For Texting, is that right Kait?
Kaitlyn: Uh, no. Heh. *Totally lieing*
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