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Teste Toucher

A legendary Japanese warrior known to have fondled many scrotum and testicles of dead (or alive) enemies, and thus earning the name 'Teste Toucher,' now barely used in the modern world, only used as code in gangs and agencies.
Commoners use this word as a compliment.
Caty: Hey, are you gay?
Cuntsworth: No.
Caty: Then ill call you a Teste Toucher!
Cuntsworth: Why thank you young woman.
by Scrotum Stroker August 4, 2018
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Testes Twist

A “Testes Twist” is when someone twist a single testicle of another man.
Carl: Dude i gave Ryan the biggest “Testes Twist” yesterday you should’ve seen his face.
by JJ Jungle Juice November 24, 2020
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Soil Tester

A "dirt farmer" that only sticks it in an inch.

(see definition of dirt farmer)
Come on baby, I will only put in the tip, I just want to test the soil. Hence, " soil tester "
by GIS- October 23, 2009
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Sweater Tester

term made up by Phoneman to tell if a woman is well endowed and or firm. If she is wearing a sweater and you can tell the firmness, she is a sweater tester.
See USC Cheerleaders for visual definition.

Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester
by Phoneman12 March 16, 2010
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Fashion Tester

1) An individual in the process of starting their career in the fashion industry.
2) One who designs and creates fashion for a living.
3) A trainee in the fashion industry
4) An individual who enrolls in school specifically to receive a fashion degree.
5) A fashion afficianado.
Karla sewed and wore dresses when she was working on her degree as a fashion tester.
by profklingert221 May 15, 2010
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diamond tester

yo i got the diamond tester beeeeep

john: what the fuck
by anonymous March 4, 2021
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Trested

To get incredibly drunk and or high.
Oh man, last night we got trested off our asses.
by DJ Spazztik Kolon September 9, 2006
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